danger/u/
Met a girl that I was texting for months

| I'm really happy and she's too. And I feel like she likes me and the same for me.
But there's one thing:
One touch from her and I have instant Boner.
Like, she's holding my hand? - boner
I'm lying on her lap? - boner
I'm sitting really close to her? - boner
How do I fix this ;-;
ig it's not really strange cuz I'm a gooner in past, but y'know, it feels wrong


| Quick! Hide your boner inside my mouth before she notices!


| Me too!!!!


| That just means you really like teehee


| you love sex


| You should have a lot of sex with other girls, so you won't get a boner while hanging out with her.


| >>1107662
True...


| Btw I got rejected by her lmao


| Not because of this.


| Heh, real. I hope the good days were worth the bad, and you can remember them. :)


| Did she reject you on account of how uninteresting your talking points are and how boner fixated you are?

>>1107763
Dude, it wasn't a relationship. There's no "good and bad days" in a texting convo lmao


| Did she reject you on account of how uninteresting your talking points are and how boner fixated you are?

>>1107763
Dude, it wasn't a relationship. There's no "good and bad days" in a texting convo lmao


| Platonic relationship is dead.


| >>1107872
Platonic relationships involved a LOT of sex. Who the fuck did you get your Plato from, Jason Unruhe?


| >>1107874 Yes.


| >>1107876
>un-idealizes your form


| Not my form nooooo!


| Are you ready to witness my final form?


| It’s too danger/u/.us!


| >>1108448
>>1108427
>Wagner's Bridal Chorus as Final Boss music


| Then how did the papers came to be themselves?


| Talk to her about it. There is a chance she has the same problem.


| >>1108631
Your reading comprehension is non-existent.

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