If Dorothy told a story about you...
| how a /d/ildo ended up in a fleshlight
| doro fingered my slit wrists and i cumed
| Client who paid for her services despite it being fiscally irresponsible ;-; and then used the whole time block on gfe
| I would be "that one time a client tried to befriend me and take me out on dates but explicitly didn't want to make it seem like they wanted to get close to me to get special discounts on my services, so they were a bit awkward and insecure"
| >fiscally irresponsible
was she committing tax fraud?
| made her duo with me for 6 hrs straight climbing out of the brazilian sr rage pit
| >and to top it all of his kitchen was entirely covered in seagull droppings!
| >they took me to the Walrus Pit.
>*shudder*
| >>1069810 No, more like... spending on her services but not covering basic nutrition or utilities.
| using fiscal to mean financial is a proscribed usage
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fiscal
| I'm the client who teaches her just how much bondage gear there is, how it can be combined, and just how many ways there sre to fix a strap-on to someone in a useful manner
| >bondage
this gurl probably has actual elbow grease
| The story about sad boy who likes being hugged all night long
| "and then there's this faggot"
| >"...and that's why I don't perform with live octopuses anymore. Or is it octopi?"
(Drunk Streaming-chan) "call that a cutie *hic* pie and we can do it live at my place! C'mon!" (She then proceeds to fall off the bar chair, her screen is flooded with 'marry me streaming-chan' in all caps.)
This thread is closed.
| What would it be?
Pro-tip: D9n't be Ingram