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When will be the second coming of goon jesus?

| I've been waiting for the second CUMING for years, my edging skills are getting too much to handle!!


| Next week actually


| >>1067122 OMG!!!


| Can you believe it guys?
The second coming of Jesus! Just a week away!
The second coming of Jesus is in a week! woohoo!
i am so happy about this information.
The second coming of Jesus, just a week away! Oh wow.
Can you believe it! The second coming of Jesus! Just in a week!
It got here so fast!


| >>1067125
leg status?


| >>1067202 ok samefag


| I’m gonna kill him


| >>1067186 I prefer the christmas version
I pray for a lewd christmas for all of us


| >>1067192 leggin just fine


| >>1067211 Id rather not get touched by the mall santa... again ,w,


| >>1067238 Dorothy mode


| >>1067238 OMG DOROTHY IS HERE ON DAMGER/U/ HI HI HI


| So recently I had a vision. Goon Jesus with his hands wrought of ivory and turpentine, descended from his empyreal goonthrone to touch each and every little girl and boy within his protectorate. We will weep with joy, we will dance and call out goonpraise to the heavens, our balls empty and snatches snatched!
Never will a glorious trumpeting of cummage be heard within this mortal realm again, as after he returns im p sure the internets gonna go down. rip.


| >>1067211 nothing makes me hornier than santa outfits. i will fuck everyone who wears them. cannot get enough of the red shit with the white poofy shit. erotic.


| >>1067310
your "jokes" are so lame


| >>1067310
Cute :3


| >>1067310 Same for me! Christmas outfits are made for lewding!!


| So now it's Fappy Christmas?


| >>1067579 yes!!!

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