How to deal with rod in public
| Think about dead kittens and their crying mother
| No shorts just baggy pants
| I bet OP wear jeans shorts.
| Chastity device
| Order your maid to get on her knees and attend to it for you.
| Can I be the maid??
| i'm a bit older so i don't get that many random erections, but i can just rub my dick on my puppygirl's thigh and she'll know what to do. get yourself one?
| >>1066884 uh sure but I dont have much to give money wise, you can listen my nerd talks.
>>1066885 I have an ice queen rather, she would slice me up if I did that.
| you shouldn't be stick welding just wearing shorts, even in summer heat. the arc will burn your skin depending on exposure duration. it's no good either if you meant oxyacetylenic welding because it also burns eyes and skin. exposing the public to the rays is unacceptable and you should get some separators. it seems whatever you were erecting was a surprise call but that doesn't explain the lack of protective equipment. what are you even welding with those hefty rods, ship repair?
| >>1066837 if you tense/flex any muscle in your body for a while the erection should go down. i usually tense my right calf since it's not usually noticeable
| Add a syringe and a few spare drawing needles to your EDC. When Johnson knocks, just find an easily accessible vein and pull the blood out. I usually squirt the blood out somewhere discrete, but there's no reason you couldn't put it back in a different part of your body or save it for later. Just pack extra syringes if you intend to store it.
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| So not to toot my own horn but I have a hefty rod. In this summer heat I wear shorts, which makes any erection very visible.. How do you guys deal with surprise erections?