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Anyone else hates nocturnal pollution?
Post number #1055089, ID: c32f1a>>1055297
| I'd be doing just fine and then BOOM, the moment I wake up in the morning I realize that my fucking g/u/rlcock decided to make a FUCKING MESS in my underwear while I was sleeping.

And it doesn't end there. no. Because I only realize it when I wake up, hours after the incident, the cum has all dried up and suddenly it has invited all the FUCKING KINGDOMS OF MICRO ORGANIC LIFE to be there. FUCKING FUNGI, FUCKING BACTERIA, FUCKING PROTOZOOS, FUCKING ALIEN LIFE FROM OTHER PLANET FUCK

Post number #1055090, ID: c32f1a
| And then the FUCKING PIECES OF SKIN RIGHT THERE RIGHT DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS ARE ITCHY AS HELL, and I have to shower IMMEDIATELY
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID GOD INVENTED MICRO ORGANISMS FUCK

Post number #1055098, ID: 104788
| autism

Post number #1055100, ID: 05816c
| skill issue, cut off your balls

Post number #1055112, ID: b5d8d1>>1055115>>1055117
| Frustrated g/u/rl covered in cum aaaahhhh sexo … wanna get in the shower with you and soap you off and get scrubbed off by you and get each other dirty again and clean each other off again ahhhhh
No balls g/u/rls very cute too O.O

Post number #1055115, ID: c32f1a>>1055147
| >>1055112 thanks you for cheering me up with your lewdness g/u/rl I appreciate it

Post number #1055117, ID: 104788
| >>1055112
now THIS is autism

Post number #1055124, ID: dea5d2>>1055297
| don't you mean nocturnal emission?

Post number #1055133, ID: ddeae9>>1055139
| Just jack off before you go to bed, empty the tank beforehand

Post number #1055139, ID: c32f1a
| >>1055133 but I only like to fap in the morning or in the shower :(

Post number #1055147, ID: a78af0
| >>1055115
)^o^( yay!
I appreciate you hehe as I said

Post number #1055173, ID: b4acb0>>1055408
| i've never had this
i didn't know this is a thing
is this a rare thing or am i the odd one out?

Post number #1055175, ID: b4acb0
| now i'm thinking about sleep play, and sleep play is really hot >w<
i want to jerk off a cite g/u/rl and watch her squirm in her sleep

Post number #1055208, ID: b5d8d1
| Awww I want her to wake up and kiss with me

Post number #1055297, ID: 4f1466
| >>1055089
You mean
>>1055124
Nocturnal pollution would be too much light at night, or littering in the park after dark
>remember to take used condoms and wrappers with you!

Post number #1055310, ID: e8bcf2
| Ai translated slop

Post number #1055375, ID: ea3186
| True!! X) always be clean!

Post number #1055408, ID: d93404
| >>1055173 if you’re busting regularly you probably won’t have much of an issue. I will go weeks without cumming sometimes and that’s when I experience it.

Post number #1055478, ID: c54d21>>1055498
| You mean wet dream?

Post number #1055498, ID: c32f1a
| >>1055478 I can't even call it like that
I have like, no dreams whatsoever, sometimes I feel like I dreamt something through the night, but the moment I wake up I forget about the dream immediately

Post number #1055533, ID: 31f53c
| Aah yes, the no dreams syndrome. I had an uncle from vermont who had the same thing but maybe that was all the marijuana he smoked. I miss the bastard... he's not dead or anything he just went to the convenience store to get burritos.

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