I'm bored and horny. AMA
| I’m the same but I think I need to take a nap n things. How often can I masturbate? I wanna but I don’t think anything would cum out
| >>ff4542 Diff tag, same poster. I usually masterbate kinda often. Not everyday but here and there. Sometimes stuff comes out, and sometimes it doesn't. I guess it depends on how horny you are and how you do it
| Ok thank you! How do you cook when you just feel tired? I want some big tasty flavors but I just want to lie in bed
| N I haven’t eaten for almost a day but all my food is so bland
| >>ff4542 I'd say throw some things in a slow cooker, like a pressure cooker, crock pot or a rice cooker and let it do the magic lol. Crockpot or any kind of slow cook dinners are good when you don't want to cook but still want something good. Also if you're unsure if youve added enough seasoning, add more lol. You could also try air fry dinners too if you don't wanna use the oven, just depends on what you're making
| >>1054326 Roast whole meats and vegitables, or any basic fried shit. The whole meats don't need prep, just seasoning and cooking, so it's pretty easy. The basic fried shit is the opposite where you just gotta hold a pan and stir for a little bit. Think like taco meat or something.
| If I want a snack or something to eat that's lazy and simple, I just microwave some nachos. Get a plate with tortilla chips, a lot of shredded cheese, microwave for a bit. Get any kind of cooked meat if you want any, put more cheese, and microwave it more, than bam.
| I also like doing the same with quesadillas. Get two tortillas, any meat, cheese, and whatever else. You can either airfry, cook it in a pan, or microwave it but the tortillas get soggy if you do that
| wow this thread transformed into Cooking with Danger/u/!
| >>1054331 >>1054343 >>1054345 >>1054346
Oh thank you thank you thank you! I read all of these and I liked em but I was well.. tired xD
I made 2 Thai curries with extra seasoning in an instant pot by just combing the ingredients and boiled some broccoli and both have been really good. I guess we’re always cooking with danger/u/ here love you!
| >>1054577 you're so welcome! Curry sounds so good right now... I've gotta find a recipe for one one day
| Back to topic: which do you prefer, plug or dildo?
| >>1054596
Good luck! ^ - ^
I like the MAESRI curry paste cans also with coconut milk and some cut up potatoes and chicken and onions. You can look at the cans. They have suggestions. Then I just put them all in the instant pot with a time of 1 minute since it has to come up to pressure and it was still great!! Really you’re supposed to fry some things first I think. I hope you eat great!
| >>1054956
Horny right now! I think the tail plugs are so erotic because they’re like walking around while penetrated And you can see they’ve got it inside them but I would be too scared of getting hurt- I’d just wanted to do face to face dildoing but my friend is trans and she said she wants to have a prostrate orgasm because it’s still sensitive so I hope she gets to have something just right lovingly poked there! I would so do it but it’s important to respect boundaries!!!
| Are you getting the Switch 2 at launch?
| >>bb1580 Personally it's not my thing, not really an anal person (at least not receiving), but I respect that.
I also don't have a dick so I don't just have that option lol
However I am into using a strap
| Dickless Dennis
| That's what we should call you from now on, Dickless Dennis lololo
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