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Gimme horny advice
| cmere u sexy son of a gun
| I'll be the doctor to check for your broken ass later and file you an operation to keep you alive for as long as possible with said sorry ass
| Ha sorry, took a quickie read, can I assume that said mad stranger would also certainly rape your ass as he pleases, right?
| Of course with consent
| This gurl feel like she have a roomma- oh you do. Um hi. We met here couple of time when I said other gurl are roommate gurl, I was actually just teasing you because you're so cute and I want to tie you and knock you up, left and comeback to punch your baby out couple month later. *##*
| >>1033909 apologies for being mean to you then. That all sounds epic and based... but it's mot like i like you or anything!
| Ooooooohhhh I’m so har-ANGRY at roommatechan for leaving us for so long and teasing us!! If she lived near me I’d go to where she is and hit her and make her really sore and grope her and make her kiss my ass before I grope her again and lick her face and grab her really hard and squeeze her! And then I’d NEED sex with her!!!!!! At least she won’t post her region- that would make me SO MAD I’d go do it today if she were local
| >>1033963
Aaaaaagh I’m EXPLODING with anger I need you right now and I live in the north east you damned hicks need to be punished!!! I’ll take you out in the desert and make you strip naked and chase you around and poke you with cactus needles while I enjoy your beautiful body one day!!! You just watch teasing my heart like you do!!! I’ll knock you off your horse and breed you right in front of it- and it’ll be MY horse then!!! (But you’ll have to ride it for me I’m scared)
| >>1033963 my tarot cards a bitch like you probably lives in killeen and sucks venezuelans off for bus money then walks home
| >>1033967 owie no cactus or hortse please. Also there's not really much of any cactus in like 90% of texas.
>>1033974 idk where tf killeen even is and I dreadfully don't suck anyone off. I get NO action (〒﹏〒)
| Also nobody has given me advice! Help me out here gang
| >>1034024 dunno try it at the sunset
find someone in shady motions or any mental ill looking in the corners
wear slutty
act naive and curious ask for the van and candies
bitch it if they're ignoring you
???
profit
| >>1034023
Awww sorry roommate Chan! I guess I got a little too excited because of how pretty you are and all…
Um I guess you can use grindr . I don’t either… I’m worried they would not respect me and make me feel bad but a g/u/rl rightfully called me out. When I was being negative about boyfriend haver Chan and I think she was being really good for that. I wish you could have happy sex with your friends. I can’t… actually I could with my online ones but my irl ones are repressed.
| >>1034024
Be provacative, be flirty! Wear revealing clothes and find any excuse to get up close and personal. Lingering touches, intimate sharing of personal space, hell, even outright telling them!
Honestly, at this point I need to become a professional trainer, because you kids have no idea what you are doing. I'll have to figure out my rates so this sassy ol' g/u/rl can get you some action to live vicariously through...
| Yay!!! You also need to be a money trainer though so we can pay you cute smart mature g/u/rl
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| My objective: make a stranger mad at me and either force me or manipulate me into kissing his ass. How do I work the conversation to lead it that way? Maybe also beat me up who knows... signed roommate chan for real this time