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it's september?! you know what that means... :)

| it's almost spooky season~! i simply >>>adore halloween, it feels like it's the only holiday where my creativity>>>truly shines... :) you see, 'all hallow's eve' (such a>>>romantic sounding way to refer to it, don't you think~?) is one of the few>>>dynamic holidays~! most others celebrate the same historical events, with the same>>>uninspired, >>>unimaginative figures... :(


| >>972468
halloween has it's positively >>>darling traditions (wrapping yourself up in a garment only wearable in your>>>wildest dreams and the doling out of the most>>>precious little candies~! oooh, i'm swooning...), but no real lore of it's own~ no one mascot used to hawk>>>mawkish, dime store decorations... :)


| it's always been so >>>malleable outside it's theme of metamorphosis~ how thrilling... :) and of course, there are so very many ways to frighten your friends~! the possibilities are positively>>>endless~!

-stylet


| >>972468
Halloween is for children and the similarly innocent of mind. You sound like an insane person.

>Lançette


| >>972468
boss this kind of thing isnt going to impress the man at work you like like you think it will..

o-CUREtte


| >>972475
oh lancette, you're so very >>>cruel... :'( my conscious is without blemishes~! it hasn't been stained by the>>>swill of this city... :)

>>972476
but he was the >>>only one in his department who dressed up last year... :( surely he must feel the same>>>adoration for halloween i do~?

-stylet


| >>972480
Who says we're going to be called there that day? You're getting way ahead of yourself. There are plenty of other facilities in the city that utilize our services.

>Lançette


| >>972475

Fuck you and everyone you live with, Halloween Rocks.

-Big Neil


| I love Halloween! It's the only holiday where I feel like I don't have to pretend to be someone else in order to fit in. It's just such a crazy lovely holiday.

-VV


| >>972789
I never said it was a substandard holiday. I simply said that it's intended for a certain demographic. A demographic which does not happen to include you, Mr. Neil.

>Lançette


| >>972868
I wonder how can you breathe with all that smug around you, there's this thing called "dressing up and getting hammered" that is certainly not for kids but for adults who haven't had the part of their brain that registers fun lobotomized yet.

-Big Neil


| >>972789
oh my stars, it's big neil~! :) <3 pay lancette no mind darling, she's just one of the many >>>uninitiated whose>>>frigid and>>>rigid heart won't yield to the warm and gentle glow of a jackolantern's grin... :(

will you perhaps be hosting one of your >>>spectacular halloween celebrations this year~? i'd be simply>>>shattered to hear you weren't planning on participating in any festivities... :(

- stylet


| >>972851
a g/u/rl after my own heart... :) <3 i simply >>>must know your>>>favorite part of the holiday, darling~ :) please do tell~!

-stylet


| >>972870
I don't breathe.

>Lançette


| >>972874
lançette thats not true you breathe sometimes..

o-CUREtte


| >>972475
HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST DAY EVER AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME PERSONALLY

-EZBreezy


| >>972888
You appear to be one of those children I was talking about.

You probably shouldn't be using this forum without parental supervision.

>Lançette


| >>972889
i cant get supervision from my parents if they've been dead for 20 years!

Let people enjoy Halloween or i will fight you on gods

-EZBreezy


| >>972891
Allow me to assist you.

>Lançette


| >>972891

https://dangeru.us/cyb/thread/704361
>>972902

This should assist in meeting your needs.

>Lançette


| >>972907

Cool. hope they can actually put up a fight unlike you, coward

-EZBreezy


| >>972915
Generally it's not recommended that you fight someone that is doing you a favor. I believe that's referred to as "biting the hand that feeds you".

Should I have asked for the assistance of a zookeeper, rather than a guardian?

The user who volunteered for your job claimed they could "tag and release you". Perhaps that would be sufficient?

>Lançette


| >>972916
there are animals that use this forum??

o-CUREtte


| >>972917
I know a kitty that uses this forum

>>972916
do you think anyone on this godsforaken forum knows how to act in a "recommended" manner??

-EZBreezy


| Wonder what I'll dress as this year.


| >>972871
Honey I fumbled the bag way too hard last year so I'll say manage your expectations cause ststacically speaking it's bound to happen again, though given that I don't really know statistics maybe it won't what do I know
-Big Neil

>>972874
Well that explains the brain damage

-Big Neil (Aaggain)


| Before anyone asks, Yes I do remember

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