| Solar, things are dismal 'round here... Auntie MARJORIE disappears for an extended vacay and y'all let this happen?

Ain't right, gang. C'mon.

The shadows are calling.

>Job Name
Whatever you like:

| >I need ingredients delivered.
Desc : I need someone to go deliver me some ingredients. I've already ordered them but I can't go take it because the shop's so crowded.
>A coordinate for Dang! Pad Thai Stall is posted.
>A few other coordinates for spice, vegetables, and various ingredient shops are also posted, each marked with the product they provide.
Pay : Like 1,000 zenny and maybe a free meal.
Poster : Dang
Note : Please hurry the ingredients are really running out.

| >>704399
On it. Anything for some mofuckin pad thai. I'll have your ingredients snap fast.

| >>704788
There's the good lad, thank you, my friend.

| >Looking for two people to recover something in flooded
Desc: Lost items of great importance have suddenly started emitting signals again in flooded. We are looking for two experts in both exploration and sapping to recover the items in question. there will be great risk, and even greater rewards.
Pay: Negotiable, 25k zenny upfront, greater rewards upon success
Poster: WARDEN
Note: Partial success is acceptable, so long as you retrieve atleast one item you will be paid a sum.

| >>705085
I'll take the job.

| >>705097
Are you the explorer kind or the Sapper? and would you know someone else to help.

| >>705133
Explorer, I scout and gather intel. If you want more muscle, I can get someone else to come with me. But I can't do anything else.

| >>705178
If they know how to cut locks and bio-scanners, they'll do the trick.
Meet a contact at the lock and barrel. Their name is SAINT; you'll be able to tell who they are right away.
Tell them Wrath sent you.
I await for your good results.

| >>705206
They don't cut locks, per say, they blow them to pieces. If that works, I'll get in touch with them.

| >Taking out the dogs
Desc : I accidentally gave my dogs guns that fire when they bark, and these lil guys bark alot, I locked them in my garage but I need someone with tranquilizer guns to put them to sleep because they just don't seem to get tired.
Pay : You can have the 'gun that shoots when the dog barks'
Poster : LocalAreaNetwork
Note : -

| >>706197
How do you... Do that?

| >>706197
I can probably help with that.

| >>706208 I was pretty sure that it's just bark activated gun but it just looks like a completely normal gun though.

| >>706268
Alrighty then, try not to get shot the dogs really barks alot.

| >>706281
I'll send a bloke over with a tranq gun, give me a location.

| >>706282
Sent, I'll check up on them again the next day.

| >>705085
I’ve got time to kill. Count me in on the job. I could use the workout, too

| >>706446
We already have a person proficient in clearing, would you happen to be a Sapper? I'm telling you already but you better have confidence in your skills.

| >>706446 >>706458
How about this, you take the 'guns' only from the ones you hit, so it's fair for both of you.

| >>706508
(The other guy's not replying to you.)

| Looking for a private dick what wouldn't mind tracking down a starlet or two. Cops don't really care about B-movie slags but I got a Johnson that does and we need to get to the bottom of this, or at least try.

Johnson's looking to offer a couple hundred thousand zenny, if you can believe it. I don't really know why. They're not the smartest sort, so maybe they don't realize that waving that cash around attracts all kinds of sharks.

Let me know if you're interested. -Rex

| >>706620

Follow the rules, genius. You copy pasted this from a different thread, dumbass.

| >>706620
And what does catching those people mean?
What're you gonna do with them?
I don't do waterworks.

| >>706622



Return them, of course. Johnson doesn't want not waterworks, unless its the fetishy kind.

>Find my missing bitch.
D: Monseiur (hon hon) Johnson's looking for a missing plaything, and if ya got the prick for investigayshun, this is right up yer alley.

Payrate: This idiot's willing ton drop 200k zenny on someone they claim was a B-movie starlet in a former life.

Poster: Broker Jane

Images to come on job acceptance. None of us get paid till its done.

| >>706627
I'll do it then.
I got a knack for finding things that were misplaced.

| >>706628

Right then. Here's a secure account ya can reach me at for more information: dthomas#3602 .

Lookin' forward to it.


| >>706642
Got it.

| >>706458
Sapper is explosives, right? I got it
- EZBreezy

| >>706685
Well, yes, that's a way.
make your way to the Lock and Barrel, talk with SAINT. You'll know who she is right away.

| >Interrupting a trade deal.
Description : One of our agents got an intel regarding a trade between the Cult of the Savior's Resurrection and a Sawtooth gang. Knock the place down, capture the goods or destroy it if need be.
Pay : Negotiable, 15k zenny per person. 10k extra if you captured all the goods and hands them over to us.
Poster : Noel Pearce
Note : Meet up with our contact at the Hazy Moonlighter. Go by 'Golem' and 'Sabre'.

| > In search of a Decker and muscle

Desc: We have a tip-off on important information regarding the legal status of former actions of the client. A team has to get it back sooner than later.

Pay: 11k zenny a person, plus you can keep anything you find that's interesting and not related to the job

Poster: EZBreezy

Note: We'll contact you with more information if you want in. Expect to get shot at

| >>716408
I can do either.

| >>716408
Yep, sounds like fun, count me in.

| >>716413 >>716426

Great! You'll be getting a ring from me soon then. Better get ready because the sooner we move, the easier it could be

- EZBreezy

| >Need a dogsitter.
Desc : So yeah, we need a dogsitter. He's a 25 kg Black and White Husky. He's nice, but a little too energetic and needs a lot of exercise. Normally we would leave him with Impulse or Iskra but they are both busy right now. Anyone wanna stand in for like 2 hours tomorrow?
Pay : 250 zenny per hour.
Poster : Alix
Note : We haven't thought about where we'll drop him off yet, but tell me where you'll be fine with.

| >>720662
I'd love to help you out! He sounds like a lot of fun. Let me come up with a place for us to meet...


| >>720785
Great! Do you have a place in mind?

| >>720868
Maybe one of those parks in town-- what's it called... Necco Park? I'm making the assumption it's dog-friendly, but if it isn't I'm more than willing to search out another one.


| >>720988
Ah, I think I know the one. Neko Park, right? That'll be peefect.

| >free candy
Description: Come have fun in my candy wonderland. We have a chocolate river.
Payrate: Free candy!
Poster: Willy Wonka

| This yer slag?
>sends Broker Jane a pic got from her systems
Talk Johnson up to 300k---hard business, dickin' around---& you got a deal.
-Willy Wonka

| >>723054
Dark chocolate or milk chocolate, funny name guy.

| Only the most delectable milk chocolate.
-Willy Wonka

| >>724031
Yeah, but is it dark or milk.

| Wait, I'm a bloody moron, disregard.

| >I need some prosthetics.
Description : One of my lads got some nasty wounds in a skirmish with the cult in Downtown and he needs a new arm. I want to commission a prosthetic arm and some augmentations.
Pay : Negotiable
Poster : Impulse

| >>724634

I'd like to hear about the augments before anything else. Would they have any functionality with the prosthetic?

Working with additional mods in mind is easier than working around, IMO.

| >>724658
Preferably, yes, I would like the augmentations and prothetics to work along side each other.

| >Help with groceries
Description: So during my bi-weekly grocery run, I left early. Thing is, I forgot my 2 bottles of bourbon. I can’t stress enough how important those are to someone like me. So if someone could go out and buy those for me I’d be more than grateful. I’d do it myself, but I have trouble getting up to begin with.
Payrate: 750 zenny. I think that’s what it all costs.
Poster: Galleon
Note: deliver to brittlestone apartments in the Haze district.

| >>728345 Yo did anybody ever get this dude his shopping? Homie could be starving out there.

- MonkeyWrench

| >Looking for professional pest control services
Description: We are looking for a company or a licensed individual entrepreneur (or a group thereof), experienced in dealing with rat infestations, for extended contract for a period of up to two months.
Payrate: Negotiable depending on qualification and available equipment, starting with 45000 zeny per contractor.
Poster: Elody Makswell, K-TRAN Corporation, Human Resources department, Chief Manager.


Hello GC, I'm advertising a unique opportunity here.
My benefactor is giving out 10 Zen for each rat carcass or intact head donated.
There is no limit to how many rats one person can bring.
Special incentives for returning patrons.

All bodies and/or heads must be intact with no more than 3 bullet holes per carcass.

Get in touch with the below details:
>Attached is a full contact form with a phone number under a region free code

Happy hunting!

| >Prevent death of rats by rat hunters.
Desc: Rats are an endangered species and must be protected from heretics like the poster above. You will be paid handsomely for every rat saved.

Pay: 20 nuyen per rat spared.

Poster: Felon Musk

Note: A bodycam, actioncam, or cam drone will be helpful for recording your efforts.

| I'm sorry Felon Musk, but I've already set-up my rat farm.

| >farm-fresh rats 17 zenny
Some bozo's offering 20 zenny for saving rats. For just 17 zenny, you can save a rat from me. That's 3 zenny profit! Unpurchased rats will be killed.

Poster: Janus Rat

| >Need muscles and a decker.
Desc : We're teaming up with the SET people to raid an abandonned training centre taken over by the Sawtooth Gang in Glitz. They're utilizing some of the old security systems, but any decker worth their salt can probably override the thing. We need all the muscles we can get too, there's a lot of these shitebags.
Pay : 15k zenny per person, SET blokes and I get the first dibs on the loot, but the rest you can keep.
Poster : Impulse

| >It is simple.

We kill the Geekboy.

| >>744022
>Seems like a easy task, I'll take the Decker Job
- Proxy

| >>747435
Alright. We'll do most of the shooting, but I still hope you know how to shoot. Now, anyone else want in? A muscle or two can't hurt.

| >Description: Well, I know they're out there now. I need a specific person brought to me, note he'll be key to the reward. Short male, brown hair long, blue eyes might mistake them for female so an androgynous figure. They're going by Vivian as I heard now.
Payrate: Immortality, but I need them to give it to you
Poster: Penthesilia
Please, I require my darling little success back to me. Might have some nosy men and a lilim guarding them. 1/2

| 2/2
I'll including bringing me to them as a success and give you the payment upon their retrieval as well. In case you find the guards too troublesome.

| >>751680
Immortality? I'll bite.
Seems you got an interesting idea anyhow.
Where do I start looking?

| >>751816
The unfortunate thing is, I'm not sure. They're probably not in Neon District at the moment. Our recent confrontation with the nosy man, women and lilim was there, and I've been looking around.
The day was so good until they got away as well...

| >>751845
Any information you can spare about them then?
Group, Affiliations, Known past locations, Enemies.
I'll take note of anything you can share, and mount a folder.
Can I also get the precise location in Neon? I'll send in some contractors to try and look for clues.
Looking forward to the hunt.

| >>751846
Location in Neon was an apartment complex, look up reports of a destroyed stairwell, you'll find it.
Groups? Not sure, was a purple lilim, guy in a blue jacket, hard to push over a railing, Some rocket powered people.
No idea if they're important, but like I said finding the location and getting me there, once I can grab my little Vivian I'll reward you all the same.

| >>751847
So a Lilim, A guy who's hard to push over and a few Augged types. Got it.
I'll be on the lookout for those reports and forward them to my associates.

Consider the Job taken on proper, i'll be hitting the streets.

| Past locations... Well, I went there since I heard rumors they were there for a time. Almost gave up hope, but then there they were! Other than that, they worked at a few places around apparently. Some cat cafe I think, some car dealership for a time, an office. Considering part of their purpose they probably found them to be a great worker. Underutilizing their capabilities though.

| >>751848
Thank you.

| >Got a hit on a cult's chemical plant.
Desc : Right, okay, so we've got an intel on a repurposed chemical plant. Apparently, they're using it to synthesize some knock-off drugs that fuck with your head and make you hallucinate and they're using it to recruit people. Put the plant out of service, kill the fuckers, get paid. We would do it ourselves, but we need to hit their base first, this is secondary target.
Payrate :5k upfront, 10k when you're done.
Poster : Noel Pearce

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