Post number #704361, ID: 83c36e
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Solar, things are dismal 'round here... Auntie MARJORIE disappears for an extended vacay and y'all let this happen?
Ain't right, gang. C'mon.
The shadows are calling.
>Job Name Description: Payrate: Poster: Whatever you like:
Post number #704399, ID: 49ff76
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>I need ingredients delivered. Desc : I need someone to go deliver me some ingredients. I've already ordered them but I can't go take it because the shop's so crowded. >A coordinate for Dang! Pad Thai Stall is posted. >A few other coordinates for spice, vegetables, and various ingredient shops are also posted, each marked with the product they provide. Pay : Like 1,000 zenny and maybe a free meal. Poster : Dang Note : Please hurry the ingredients are really running out.
Post number #704788, ID: 3df007
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>>704399 On it. Anything for some mofuckin pad thai. I'll have your ingredients snap fast. -Angus
Post number #704994, ID: b783b0
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>>704788 There's the good lad, thank you, my friend. -Dang
Post number #705085, ID: 681c06
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>Looking for two people to recover something in flooded Desc: Lost items of great importance have suddenly started emitting signals again in flooded. We are looking for two experts in both exploration and sapping to recover the items in question. there will be great risk, and even greater rewards. Pay: Negotiable, 25k zenny upfront, greater rewards upon success Poster: WARDEN Note: Partial success is acceptable, so long as you retrieve atleast one item you will be paid a sum.
Post number #705097, ID: b783b0
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>>705085 I'll take the job. -Iskra
Post number #705133, ID: 681c06
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>>705097 Good. Are you the explorer kind or the Sapper? and would you know someone else to help. -WARDEN
Post number #705178, ID: b783b0
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>>705133 Explorer, I scout and gather intel. If you want more muscle, I can get someone else to come with me. But I can't do anything else. -Iskra
Post number #705206, ID: 681c06
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>>705178 If they know how to cut locks and bio-scanners, they'll do the trick. Meet a contact at the lock and barrel. Their name is SAINT; you'll be able to tell who they are right away. Tell them Wrath sent you. I await for your good results. -WARDEN
Post number #705215, ID: b783b0
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>>705206 They don't cut locks, per say, they blow them to pieces. If that works, I'll get in touch with them. -Iskra
Post number #706197, ID: 309304
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>Taking out the dogs Desc : I accidentally gave my dogs guns that fire when they bark, and these lil guys bark alot, I locked them in my garage but I need someone with tranquilizer guns to put them to sleep because they just don't seem to get tired. Pay : You can have the 'gun that shoots when the dog barks' Poster : LocalAreaNetwork Note : -
Post number #706208, ID: c27b35
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>>706197 How do you... Do that?
Post number #706268, ID: dd2b97
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>>706197 I can probably help with that. -Impulse
Post number #706279, ID: ac5720
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>>706208 I was pretty sure that it's just bark activated gun but it just looks like a completely normal gun though. -LocalAreaNetwork
Post number #706281, ID: ac5720
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>>706268 Alrighty then, try not to get shot the dogs really barks alot.
Post number #706282, ID: dd2b97
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>>706281 I'll send a bloke over with a tranq gun, give me a location. -Impulse
Post number #706395, ID: d01ee1
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>>706282 Sent, I'll check up on them again the next day. -LocalAreaNetwork
Post number #706446, ID: 806407
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>>705085 I’ve got time to kill. Count me in on the job. I could use the workout, too -EZBreezy
Post number #706458, ID: 681c06
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>>706446 We already have a person proficient in clearing, would you happen to be a Sapper? I'm telling you already but you better have confidence in your skills. -WARDEN
Post number #706508, ID: 18e92b
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>>706446>>706458 How about this, you take the 'guns' only from the ones you hit, so it's fair for both of you. -LocalAreaNetwork
Post number #706533, ID: 68d23b
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>>706508 (The other guy's not replying to you.)
Post number #706620, ID: 70a4a8
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Looking for a private dick what wouldn't mind tracking down a starlet or two. Cops don't really care about B-movie slags but I got a Johnson that does and we need to get to the bottom of this, or at least try.
Johnson's looking to offer a couple hundred thousand zenny, if you can believe it. I don't really know why. They're not the smartest sort, so maybe they don't realize that waving that cash around attracts all kinds of sharks.
Return them, of course. Johnson doesn't want not waterworks, unless its the fetishy kind.
>Find my missing bitch. D: Monseiur (hon hon) Johnson's looking for a missing plaything, and if ya got the prick for investigayshun, this is right up yer alley.
Payrate: This idiot's willing ton drop 200k zenny on someone they claim was a B-movie starlet in a former life.
Poster: Broker Jane
Images to come on job acceptance. None of us get paid till its done.
Post number #706628, ID: eb9e4b
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>>706627 I'll do it then. I got a knack for finding things that were misplaced. -SK
Right then. Here's a secure account ya can reach me at for more information: dthomas#3602 .
Lookin' forward to it.
-Rex
Post number #706643, ID: 755912
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>>706642 Got it. -SK
Post number #706685, ID: ca3c74
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>>706458 Sapper is explosives, right? I got it - EZBreezy
Post number #706803, ID: 681c06
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>>706685 Well, yes, that's a way. make your way to the Lock and Barrel, talk with SAINT. You'll know who she is right away.
Post number #713015, ID: 281851
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>Interrupting a trade deal. Description : One of our agents got an intel regarding a trade between the Cult of the Savior's Resurrection and a Sawtooth gang. Knock the place down, capture the goods or destroy it if need be. Pay : Negotiable, 15k zenny per person. 10k extra if you captured all the goods and hands them over to us. Poster : Noel Pearce Note : Meet up with our contact at the Hazy Moonlighter. Go by 'Golem' and 'Sabre'.
Post number #716408, ID: e5543e
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> In search of a Decker and muscle
Desc: We have a tip-off on important information regarding the legal status of former actions of the client. A team has to get it back sooner than later.
Pay: 11k zenny a person, plus you can keep anything you find that's interesting and not related to the job
Poster: EZBreezy
Note: We'll contact you with more information if you want in. Expect to get shot at
Post number #716413, ID: a67f8a
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>>716408 I can do either. -Adlo
Post number #716426, ID: 887db4
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>>716408 Yep, sounds like fun, count me in. -Sabre
Great! You'll be getting a ring from me soon then. Better get ready because the sooner we move, the easier it could be
- EZBreezy
Post number #720662, ID: 4a1fd8
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>Need a dogsitter. Desc : So yeah, we need a dogsitter. He's a 25 kg Black and White Husky. He's nice, but a little too energetic and needs a lot of exercise. Normally we would leave him with Impulse or Iskra but they are both busy right now. Anyone wanna stand in for like 2 hours tomorrow? Pay : 250 zenny per hour. Poster : Alix Note : We haven't thought about where we'll drop him off yet, but tell me where you'll be fine with.
Post number #720785, ID: 0a5f97
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>>720662 I'd love to help you out! He sounds like a lot of fun. Let me come up with a place for us to meet...
-Hawkeye
Post number #720868, ID: e175ba
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>>720785 Great! Do you have a place in mind? -Alix
Post number #720988, ID: 0d0842
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>>720868 Maybe one of those parks in town-- what's it called... Necco Park? I'm making the assumption it's dog-friendly, but if it isn't I'm more than willing to search out another one.
-Hawkeye
Post number #721006, ID: e175ba
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>>720988 Ah, I think I know the one. Neko Park, right? That'll be peefect. -Alix
Post number #723054, ID: 0fe89e
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>free candy Description: Come have fun in my candy wonderland. We have a chocolate river. Payrate: Free candy! Poster: Willy Wonka
Post number #723056, ID: 77759e
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This yer slag? >sends Broker Jane a pic got from her systems Talk Johnson up to 300k---hard business, dickin' around---& you got a deal. -Willy Wonka
Post number #723658, ID: 324c6a
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>>723054 Dark chocolate or milk chocolate, funny name guy. -Sabre
Post number #724031, ID: 0f8f17
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Only the most delectable milk chocolate. -Willy Wonka
Post number #724133, ID: 6208e0
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>>724031 Yeah, but is it dark or milk. -Sabre
Post number #724134, ID: 6208e0
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Wait, I'm a bloody moron, disregard. -Sabre
Post number #724634, ID: 6208e0
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>I need some prosthetics. Description : One of my lads got some nasty wounds in a skirmish with the cult in Downtown and he needs a new arm. I want to commission a prosthetic arm and some augmentations. Pay : Negotiable Poster : Impulse
I'd like to hear about the augments before anything else. Would they have any functionality with the prosthetic?
Working with additional mods in mind is easier than working around, IMO.
Post number #724668, ID: 6208e0
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>>724658 Preferably, yes, I would like the augmentations and prothetics to work along side each other. -Impulse
Post number #728345, ID: f183e3
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>Help with groceries Description: So during my bi-weekly grocery run, I left early. Thing is, I forgot my 2 bottles of bourbon. I can’t stress enough how important those are to someone like me. So if someone could go out and buy those for me I’d be more than grateful. I’d do it myself, but I have trouble getting up to begin with. Payrate: 750 zenny. I think that’s what it all costs. Poster: Galleon Note: deliver to brittlestone apartments in the Haze district.
Post number #729515, ID: baa8bb
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>>728345 Yo did anybody ever get this dude his shopping? Homie could be starving out there.
- MonkeyWrench
Post number #730353, ID: 768867
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>Looking for professional pest control services Description: We are looking for a company or a licensed individual entrepreneur (or a group thereof), experienced in dealing with rat infestations, for extended contract for a period of up to two months. Payrate: Negotiable depending on qualification and available equipment, starting with 45000 zeny per contractor. Poster: Elody Makswell, K-TRAN Corporation, Human Resources department, Chief Manager.
Post number #730803, ID: 7efd82
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TEN ZENNY FOR EVERY RAT KILLED!!!
Hello GC, I'm advertising a unique opportunity here. My benefactor is giving out 10 Zen for each rat carcass or intact head donated. There is no limit to how many rats one person can bring. Special incentives for returning patrons.
All bodies and/or heads must be intact with no more than 3 bullet holes per carcass.
Get in touch with the below details: >Attached is a full contact form with a phone number under a region free code
Happy hunting!
Post number #731066, ID: b8c636
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>Prevent death of rats by rat hunters. Desc: Rats are an endangered species and must be protected from heretics like the poster above. You will be paid handsomely for every rat saved.
Pay: 20 nuyen per rat spared.
Poster: Felon Musk
Note: A bodycam, actioncam, or cam drone will be helpful for recording your efforts.
Post number #731095, ID: 6e2381
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I'm sorry Felon Musk, but I've already set-up my rat farm.
Post number #731096, ID: 6e2381
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>farm-fresh rats 17 zenny Some bozo's offering 20 zenny for saving rats. For just 17 zenny, you can save a rat from me. That's 3 zenny profit! Unpurchased rats will be killed.
Poster: Janus Rat
Post number #744022, ID: 9da460
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>Need muscles and a decker. Desc : We're teaming up with the SET people to raid an abandonned training centre taken over by the Sawtooth Gang in Glitz. They're utilizing some of the old security systems, but any decker worth their salt can probably override the thing. We need all the muscles we can get too, there's a lot of these shitebags. Pay : 15k zenny per person, SET blokes and I get the first dibs on the loot, but the rest you can keep. Poster : Impulse
Post number #747090, ID: 3d75be
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>It is simple.
We kill the Geekboy.
Post number #747435, ID: 460958
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>>744022 >Seems like a easy task, I'll take the Decker Job - Proxy
Post number #747668, ID: 41cadd
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>>747435 Alright. We'll do most of the shooting, but I still hope you know how to shoot. Now, anyone else want in? A muscle or two can't hurt. -Impulse
Post number #751680, ID: 230d3d
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>Description: Well, I know they're out there now. I need a specific person brought to me, note he'll be key to the reward. Short male, brown hair long, blue eyes might mistake them for female so an androgynous figure. They're going by Vivian as I heard now. Payrate: Immortality, but I need them to give it to you Poster: Penthesilia Please, I require my darling little success back to me. Might have some nosy men and a lilim guarding them. 1/2
Post number #751681, ID: 230d3d
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2/2 I'll including bringing me to them as a success and give you the payment upon their retrieval as well. In case you find the guards too troublesome.
Post number #751816, ID: 681c06
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>>751680 Immortality? I'll bite. Seems you got an interesting idea anyhow. Where do I start looking? -Double
Post number #751845, ID: 230d3d
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>>751816 The unfortunate thing is, I'm not sure. They're probably not in Neon District at the moment. Our recent confrontation with the nosy man, women and lilim was there, and I've been looking around. The day was so good until they got away as well... -Penthesilia
Post number #751846, ID: 681c06
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>>751845 Any information you can spare about them then? Group, Affiliations, Known past locations, Enemies. I'll take note of anything you can share, and mount a folder. Can I also get the precise location in Neon? I'll send in some contractors to try and look for clues. Looking forward to the hunt. -Double
Post number #751847, ID: 230d3d
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>>751846 Location in Neon was an apartment complex, look up reports of a destroyed stairwell, you'll find it. Groups? Not sure, was a purple lilim, guy in a blue jacket, hard to push over a railing, Some rocket powered people. No idea if they're important, but like I said finding the location and getting me there, once I can grab my little Vivian I'll reward you all the same. -Penthesilia
Post number #751848, ID: 681c06
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>>751847 So a Lilim, A guy who's hard to push over and a few Augged types. Got it. I'll be on the lookout for those reports and forward them to my associates.
Consider the Job taken on proper, i'll be hitting the streets. -Double
Post number #751849, ID: 230d3d
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Past locations... Well, I went there since I heard rumors they were there for a time. Almost gave up hope, but then there they were! Other than that, they worked at a few places around apparently. Some cat cafe I think, some car dealership for a time, an office. Considering part of their purpose they probably found them to be a great worker. Underutilizing their capabilities though. -Penthesilia
Post number #751850, ID: 230d3d
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>>751848 Fantastic. Thank you. -Penthesilia
Post number #752166, ID: dc36a3
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>Got a hit on a cult's chemical plant. Desc : Right, okay, so we've got an intel on a repurposed chemical plant. Apparently, they're using it to synthesize some knock-off drugs that fuck with your head and make you hallucinate and they're using it to recruit people. Put the plant out of service, kill the fuckers, get paid. We would do it ourselves, but we need to hit their base first, this is secondary target. Payrate :5k upfront, 10k when you're done. Poster : Noel Pearce
Post number #756966, ID: 83c9dd
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>Ice Cream Machine Needs Replacement
Description: Comfy Nerd's got a busted ice cream machine that hasn't worked in months. It's a purple colored monster that used to serve as the restaurant's workhorse, but it needs to be retired. A collector's willing to pay top dollar for the machine... if you can convince the Nerd to part with it.
Post number #757044, ID: 681c06
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Comfy nerd is also of interest to us. Mind if we send some kids of ours to observe this ice-cream based job? They need social studies credits. -C&C
Post number #757660, ID: 666d58
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>>751850 You think that immortality offer stands to a penguin, Penta? -The Emperor
Post number #757661, ID: 230d3d
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>>757660 No idea but that'd certainly be something fun to try. Plus more people searching the better. However, why do you ask? Seems odd to give immortality for a penguin, could give it to you as well I suppose if its some pet thing. -Penthesilia
Post number #757662, ID: 666d58
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>>757661 ...You don't know much about us eh? Fuckit whatever I'm the peng. We'll get on it -The Emperor
Post number #757664, ID: 230d3d
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>>757662 AH, wonderful, i'm interested in the results! Oh this is an even more interesting update than I was expected. Good luck all searchers, competition is completely open. -Penthesilia
Post number #757866, ID: 02d939
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Fuck all of you. I'm no ice cream machine and you're not getting Vivian
Post number #757869, ID: 02d939
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>>757868 Don't worry about it.
Post number #757871, ID: 5b983d
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>>757866 That's not your call to make. But I enjoy prey that resists, no thrill without the hunt. -Double
Post number #757873, ID: 666d58
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>>757866 Ah! Now I've made the connection. You're the cute little lilim who stole my project away. I have to say though the rush of feeling your hands around my skull was exhilarating. I've been thinking of it for several nights now. Of course still I would like my Aphroditus returned. -Penthesilia
Post number #757874, ID: 02d939
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>>757873 I didn't steal drek. They're a person, not your damn science project. You're getting jack.
Post number #757875, ID: 579a2a
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Lilims? Prey?
Goddamn i just want some icecream. is that too much to ask??? -FashionDisaster
Post number #757877, ID: 666d58
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>>757874 Oh I have proof they are my science project. I've seen the leaked logs. Shame they didn't have the image of little Aphroditus uncensored he was so cute in the tank. As a side, what is the alloy of your hands? I've been attempt to recreate that crushing you did but hasn't felt right, I've cum from the replication but I want a real good experience with duplicating what you did. -Penthesilia
Post number #757878, ID: 5b983d
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>>757875 Sorry, My language processes must have dumped, let me correct this. I meant delicious icecream. -Double
Post number #757881, ID: 02d939
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>>757876 You really don't want to mess with this
Post number #757882, ID: 666d58
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>>757881 I prefer eexperimental. -Penthesilia
Post number #757884, ID: 4780f0
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>>757878 Very subtle omae. -Cymophane
Post number #757885, ID: 5b983d
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>>757884 I'm glad you like it. -Double
Post number #757886, ID: 666d58
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>>757885 Any updates by the way? I may have eternity but you don't yet. -Penthesilia
Post number #757890, ID: 5b983d
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>>757886 We are making progress, steadily. Its impressive how many people seem to have forgotten these people you've been searching for are. We have no locations yet, but a list of VIPs has been drafted. Await good news. -Double
Post number #757891, ID: 666d58
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>>757890 Ah good. Wonderful. For added incentive some detail on the immortality. This is true immortality. With special healing from our benefactor company you will not die from being shot, stabbed, or even having a moon laser fired upon you. Was interesting timing there, a good stress test. Along with jellyfish properties it allows for the reversing and forwarding of the aging process! Helpful for some sexual fantasies! -Penthesilia
Post number #757892, ID: 5b983d
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>>757891 Sounds like quite the wonder. I'm sure the recepient will be happy to hear it. -Double
Post number #757893, ID: 666d58
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>>757892 Oh how sweet all this for someone else. So wholesome! -Penthesilia
Post number #757894, ID: 5b983d
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>>757893 I am a moralist after-all. -Double
Post number #757896, ID: 4780f0
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>>757893 Unless it's for that whole sexual fantasies part. -Cymophane
Post number #757897, ID: 5b983d
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>>757896 I see that's the part that interested you. -Double
Post number #757898, ID: 4780f0
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>>757897 Well it was a sharp swerve at the end. Not that I'd just believe some spiel about immortality without some evidence. -Cymophane
Post number #757899, ID: 5b983d
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>>757898 Oh, so it wasn't your own sex drive talking. -Double
Post number #757900, ID: 666d58
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>>757896 Sex is the greatest pleasure imaginable. Especially when it can be experienced in EVERY form. -Penthesilia
Post number #757901, ID: 666d58
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>>757898 Hahaha. What looking for a snuff film of myself to prove it? I can after all and it does sound fun. However the best I can leave you with is this right now >an image is uploaded, a severed arm with 666d58 Penthesilia and the date on a-piece of paper next to it. -Penthesilia
Post number #757902, ID: 4780f0
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>>757899 No. >>757900 Kind of makes it seem like you want to be immortal just to get your rocks off. -Cymophane
Post number #757903, ID: 4780f0
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>>757901 Well thats creepy, though that's just kind of a severed arm. I'm sure every aug shop has had at least one of those in one place or another. -Cymophane
Post number #757904, ID: 666d58
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>>757902 >another image with the severed arm and one nearly identical except attached to a shoulder this time. Thats not entirely inaccurate. However it was part of a research project. -Penthesilia
Post number #757905, ID: 666d58
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>>757903 Ohohoho you like this huh. Trying to be so subtle. You've wanted to just blast a woman's head open a fuck the bullet wound haven't ya? It's a natural feeling I assure you. Find me the aforementioned project and I'll let you act out those feelings. -Penthesilia
Post number #757906, ID: 4780f0
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>>757904 Oh no you have *two* arms now. Truly you're making a breakthrough in this immortality thing. >>757905 Weird that you specified a woman even though I haven't mentioned anything about me. Could you be projecting a bit here? I wonder if this is really where it all stemmed from? -Cymophane
Post number #757907, ID: 666d58
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>>757906 Science requires assumptions and risks! People go on about regulations, conduct, oaths Safety is the roadblock to progress. Okay you get one final picture i should start an onlyfams >another image...an opened chest cavety, the heart exposed and attached. One hand holding the flesh taut apparently she nailgunned the paper onto her sternum, very stained. The time is now marked on it and in the background is the arm, and a clock showing the date
Post number #757908, ID: 5b983d
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>>757907 Impressive. -Double
Post number #757909, ID: 666d58
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>>757908 Ahaha, thank you. This is the cultivation of our research. This is all thanks to my sweet little Aphroditus. You see why I need him now. -Penthesilia
Post number #757910, ID: 697b2f
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Didn't realize people consider immortality as a fetish, though I guess it would be a hard fetish to satisfy... -Red 9
Post number #757911, ID: 5b983d
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>>757909 I will redouble my efforts. Because I am double after all. -Double
Post number #757912, ID: 3e63d8
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>>757907 Wow that certainly is something... well if this immortality is real it definitely seems like it has some poor mental effects. Just the way I see it. Maybe it's just your obsession, or maybe it's just being immortal eventually drives you to do things you wouldn't have done with mortality. Perhaps I'm extrapolating too much. Food for thought though."
Post number #757913, ID: 3e63d8
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Still not sure why you're looking for someone for this project of yours though, since you *appear* to be immortal already, unless there's a catch here too. -Cymophane
Post number #757914, ID: 666d58
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>>757913 Aphroditus can do even more as he was created. More maluable, not limited to one sex or body shape. The age shifting as well reaches greater range. However as my little project he doesn't need to know how things work. He does so much better doing what he's told, I designed him for that. -Penthesilia
Post number #757916, ID: 666d58
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>>757912 Oh no, no personality shifts have been found to occur with the process. I've always been...experimental. Driving innovation through my boldness! Not bogged down by labels. Who cares if Cancer is a crab name and not lobsters! Science is beyond names! SCIENCE IS ABOUT WHY NOT! -Penthesilia
Post number #757917, ID: 02d939
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>>757916 You're fragging unhinged.
Post number #757918, ID: 666d58
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Post number #757919, ID: 697b2f
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Weird, huh? -Red 9
Post number #757920, ID: 3e63d8
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Well I suppose show is over. -Cymophane
Post number #757921, ID: 02d939
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To anyone that decided to take on her job, I highly recommend you reconsider.
Post number #757923, ID: 5b983d
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>>757920 Not yet. If you are who I think you are, I would advise keeping your neck clean "Cymophane" This is after-all only the first act. The beginning. -Double
Post number #757924, ID: 697b2f
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So it's... a crazy ass scientist? What is this, a superhero comic? -Echo
Post number #757969, ID: 3e63d8
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>>757923 "Neck clean"? What? -Cymophane
Post number #757973, ID: 681c06
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>>757969 Its an old Samurai expression chummer. Means to keep yourself ready to be killed. Used to be used a lot in old trids when street sammies were closer to their original namesakes.
Post number #757978, ID: 3e63d8
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>>757973 That's pretty edgy, pun intended. Don't know what their problem with me is. -Cymophane
Post number #762474, ID: a5bdb9
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>Help????? Description: unmmm i need someone with tech expertsqueeze to PLEASE fix my device i uhhh need it back soon before i have to send it back its borrowed lolol....
Post number #762475, ID: a5bdb9
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>Some specs and the brand of the laptop are provided and not much else, save for the fact that there's ads showing up all over the screen. This user must be a noob. Payrate: 160 zenny and some change i wuz going to use it to buy the new pack of monStarr cards at the 'mart by the station but someone broke in and stole them all?? its boarded up now ;( Poster: eliteg/u/rl Note: will also pay for shipping!
Post number #785010, ID: 13ec25
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>Looking for a discreet cybernetic mechanic. Description: I have had a malfunction, admittedly minor but it prevents me from walking, in one of my legs. My licenses technician is not available and I have an important meeting coming up soon. I will gladly pay for parts and a commission rate. Preferably someone knowledgeable in the construction of Himura cybernetics. Payrate: Parts, negotiable hourly rate or a commission fee. Poster: Iron Wolf P.S. When I request discreet I mean it.
Post number #785023, ID: a5bdb9
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>>785010 >A file is sent to the poster's account. It's not what you'd call a proper job reference, but it is organized. Multiple accounts are described: Repairs, a recommendation of a new model for replacement and a referral to a clinic that can. Applying a software update. Popping out a dent. Cleaning and other general maintenance.
Post number #785024, ID: a5bdb9
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>Nothing about the identity of the customers are involve except for details to make a diagnosis (ex: work accident, they tried to fix it themselves, heard a sound when they put too much stress on the joint) and sometimes height, weight and additional measurements. Pictures at a workstation are attached to point out something or make an explanation a little more clear.
I've worked with Himura before Highlighted some of those times above. Don't worry, I've kept out all the big talk
Post number #785026, ID: a5bdb9
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I try to keep 1.2k zenny as an hourly. And if you'd like to discuss, I'd gladly move this to somewhere more private.
This is wonderful, let us set up a private conversation to discuss the problems I face further. it is good to hear that you have worked with Himura parts before. Your hourly is suitable.
> Contact information is transferred to your profile.
Post number #785196, ID: a5bdb9
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>>785051 That's great. Expect a call shortly, and thanks in advance
Post number #789336, ID: 13d817
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hello...i am new here
Post number #791287, ID: 1b2d34
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>In search of high-quality, high-fidelity medical simulation software.
Description: I'm looking to purchase or gain access to a program (or app) that would allow one to practice surgical procedures-- whatever the best is that's available, presently. Must be up to date on recommendations for best practice.
Pay: Negotiable. Money is no object, when it comes to this. I can't afford to let a surprise sabbatical interfere with my practice any longer.
A couple of my fellow graduates were working on something along the lines of that. Well, technically speaking it was meant to be an engine able to be run in a shooter or hack-and-slash game to properly render and simulate the player's attacks causing physical trauma to the target's body, but... the data is all there, and I'm sure the weapons could be coded to be replaced with surgical tools.
I'll try to call them and get the latest build. Give me a few hours.
- MERCurio
Post number #791289, ID: 1b2d34
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>>791288 Can... can someone please translate this into plain English for me...?
-Hawkeye
Post number #791295, ID: ce75cf
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>>791289 He had this software that can simulate injuries for a game and can probably turns it into a surgical simulation with a few changes. -Red 9
Post number #792589, ID: 1b2d34
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>>791295 Ah, thank you.
>>791288 Did your... associates ever get back to you on whether or not that... project they were working on could be repurposed...?
-Hawkeye
Post number #796261, ID: 303ac4
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>ATTAC DA MILK FARM Desc : DA MILK FARM HAS COWS, WE ATTAC THE MILK FARM. WE GET THE COWS. WE HAPPY. Pay : MILK Poster : MILK CULT Note : COPS FUCK OFF
Post number #807096, ID: 0c6212
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>>730803 Ey, I'd be interested in killing a few rats. We talking small or cat sized? - Marcus
Post number #807166, ID: f18c96
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>>807096 C-Cat sized rats???
Post number #807179, ID: 89e35a
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>>807096>>807166 (This was from like last year)
Post number #809068, ID: 0c6212
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>>807179 >facepalm
Post number #814449, ID: 0dae37
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>Biohazard material disposal Desc : I need this stuff dumped somewhere secluded. Pay : 100 Nuyen Note : Don't open the box, just dump it trust me. Do not open funny mystery box.
Post number #814450, ID: 0dae37
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-KP
Post number #932143, ID: 7dd1ad
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ワロタ
Post number #935172, ID: 2dbe8f
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>Package delivery Description: Need someone with a ship for low-orbit dead drop. Pay: 10000 creds, non-negotiable Note: Must be a frigate or smaller. Good luck sneaking in civilized space with a cruiser. Pay is in creds, get it exchanged yourself you bum. Contact me in your local comms directory or find me in one of the bars in Glitch City.
Post number #938355, ID: ad3808
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>Spysat Deployment Description: Our higher-ups want a spysat package deployed in the orbit of Tigra City in the Samarra System. Pay: 25000 creds Notes: Fuel and fees for gate traversal will be provided. Contact me WITH YOUR TRANSPONDER OFF for more details.
Post number #956302, ID: dfe178
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>Dealing w/ competition
Description: So, there's this guy that keep taking my 'clients'. His 'stuff' may be 'better' but this part of the city (from the vending machine down the 6th avenue up to the store in the alley called Bishop) is mine, and everyone in teh businnes know. But this shithead don't take it serious.
I need someone to take out the dude. How? Don't care, just dump the pal anywhere, maybe on some river or alley, I dunno.
Payrate: Money is not a problem
Poster: S
Post number #958251, ID: 487470
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>>956302 Hitjob? I'm up for it. -HERMES
Post number #960330, ID: df9c2c
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Post number #960368, ID: 8dc032
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New jobs now?
Post number #971647, ID: d13bac
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>Remove buzzing sound Theres some power lines right outside my appartment that are making this loud buzzing can you just come by and like knock them down. 30 Zenny. -Jacket_Jacket_Jacket Ill send the payment electronically once its done.
Post number #972599, ID: 7bb7e6
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>>971647 ever think of gettin your ears checked bfore askin randos on the net to shut the AC off for your whole block???????
-DEADEYE
Post number #972602, ID: 6de4cd
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>>972599 Its litterally right below my window and it sounds angry. I can even still hear it with headphones on. I cannot achieve peak performance like this.
I want it dead and gone. -JACKET_JACKET_JACKET
Post number #972659, ID: 7bb7e6
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>>972602 for >>>30 fucken z((??????????)))
-DEADEYE
Post number #972675, ID: 2b61fe
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>>972659 Its like some wall mounted thing, its metal, has rounded bits, cables coming out of it. You can litterally hit it with a bat or something then buy lunch with the money. I'm basically offering a free meal here. Just get rid of that thing before it drives me crazy. -JACKET_JACKET_JACKET
Post number #972681, ID: 7bb7e6
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>>972675 buy LUNCH?????????are you fucken PLUGGED IN omae 3 nuyen aint even gonna get me CANNED COFFEE outta a MACHINE you fucken dipswitch
ffs w/e just tell me where to show up
-DEADEYE
Post number #972685, ID: 7bb7e6
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>>972675 also im bringin smbdy......dont gotta pay him or w/e hes helpin free
-DEADEYE
Post number #972692, ID: 892bfe
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>>972681 Got anywhere I can tell you that wont doxx me? -JACKET_JACKET_JACKET
Post number #972693, ID: 7bb7e6
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>>972692 uhhhhhhhh yea gimme a mo
-DEADEYE
Post number #972902, ID: 7bb7e6
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>Adult Guardian Needed For Supervision of Forum Use
Description: User "EZBreezy" appears to be a school-aged child using this forum. Their parents have been dead for 20 years. They are unable to monitor "EZBreezy"'s forum use post-humously.
Payrate: As the aforementioned user is the client in need of services, payment may be discussed with them.
I can tag and release the girl again. did it once before. expect an invoice in the mail.
-BZadrine
Post number #973111, ID: 9de9ef
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> Need a crew to rescue someone
Description: Self explanatory. Gotta rescue a dipshit but we're not expecting heavy resistance. We need a driver and someone who knows medicine. Maybe a decker too just to be safe.
Payrate to discussed if you accept the job
-EZBreezy
Post number #973819, ID: 7bb7e6
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>make new board for these bakebrained fuckheads
Description: EVERY DAY i log on to read stupid shit while i drink my coffee n i gotta put up with THIS,, fuckin.......circlejerk sigil flavored bs???????idc bout your stupid fuckin trumpet omae go empty your spitvalve smwhr ELSE i just want my schlocky net content
the cult dudes ALSO suck n they can go to the weirdo board too
Payrate: negotiable hmu well talk details
Poster: DEADEYE
Post number #973914, ID: f18c96
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>>973819 Just try to imagine the fat LARPer behind the screen and laugh, that's my coping mechanism for those. -KY
Post number #974019, ID: 3b8b0b
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>Looking for Bodies
Description: Last Sunday, there was a shootout in Neon between a suspected runner group and police forces. The bodies of a decker and his associates have since then gone missing from police custody. Obtain them through any means and we will reward you with pay and the information extracted from their remains, which may pertain to future terrorist attacks.
Payrate: Minimum of 10k credits, upwards of 30k for satisfactory performance
Poster: The Necromancer
Post number #974020, ID: f18c96
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>>974019 You got any more info so I can bring this up with my Crew? -Code 01
Post number #974028, ID: 3b8b0b
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>>974020 Of course.
The targets were disposed of by peacekeeping forces at 334 North Ave, after which their bodies were supposed to be moved to the local precinct for holding; during transit, the bodies were disposed of by one of the officers. None of the officers confessed to the action, and their superiors didn't care much, so the problem thus arise.
It's my hypothesis that the officers intend to sell off the bodies' chrome in a chop shop around the area.
Post number #974029, ID: 3b8b0b
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>>974028 We currently lack the ability to investigate this; in addition, the Decker was thought to possess incredible enhancements which could make a killing on the black markets. Whoever would be currently in possession of the corpses might be less than willing to let go of such a golden goose.
We do not mind if you persuade them, kill them or incapacitate them. All we want are the bodies delivered in good condition to a drop off spot we shall agree upon.
-The Necromancer
Post number #974095, ID: f18c96
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>>974029 The job is a go. Tell us the spot Johnson. -Code 01
Post number #974135, ID: 3b8b0b
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>>974095 >An encrypted link is sent detailing a drop point within the Neon's district northern quadrant We await the good news, runners. Stay safe, and stay alive, we wouldn't want to receive any extra bodies.
-The Necromancer
Post number #974242, ID: f18c96
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>>974135 >A folder is posted, encrypted for your convenience. >A report from The crew you hired, C&C, with detailed findings about the case and corpses. >"Taken from custody of third-party agents working with BCPD and Zaibatsu contacts, acquired all the payload, delivery pending payment"
I'll send the full report when the transfer occurs, good doing business with you Omae. -Code 00
Post number #974341, ID: ca5e81
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>>974242 >The transfer is attached
Great work, this includes payment for swift and efficient service. It was a pleasure.
-The Necromancer
Post number #974412, ID: b00380
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>>974341 Good doin business with someone who gets it. Almost extinct in this damn city. -Code 00
Post number #977246, ID: 20836c
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>Wack yourself some White Knights, get yourself some credits.
Description: I'm putting a bounties on all the White Knights in Downtown. Kill 'em, get that kill confirmed, and I'm paying you. Additionally, if you can haul out their gear and drop them off at the designated place for us to pick up, we'll pay you extra for each set. Pay: 5k per confirmed kill. Additional 5k per gear-set dropped off. Poster: Mr. Johnson >[A drop-off location is attached]
Post number #977314, ID: f18c96
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>>977246 Taken. Happy hunting Messieurs. -RTY
Post number #1000262, ID: a989fd
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Fuck there are decaying bodies in here
Post number #1015787, ID: ec6c6f
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They are rotting again.
Post number #1024072, ID: 26bdb7
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GOD DAMMIT CLEAN THIS SHIT UP JOE!!! STOP LEAVING EVIDENCE LYING AROUND MORON
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| Solar, things are dismal 'round here... Auntie MARJORIE disappears for an extended vacay and y'all let this happen?
Ain't right, gang. C'mon.
The shadows are calling.
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