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| When the- when you um… cat *snort* makesh the mew *sniff* it is musch DEEPER than jusht a… uhh *snort* sound they make with their, uh, their mouth. Many people say "oh itsh jusht a cat, no- no more to it" but they are wrong, the kitty cat goes meow meow, not because they are cat, but becaushe it ish their… *sniff* only true way of speaking their dialectical demands. In- In fact, Ernest Hemmingway once *sniff* wrote "The cat is the best anarchist"
| I see more the cat the the greatest ubermensch, since they know how to- how to get what they want with just simply a meow…
When you cat, says- when your kitty cat *sniff* says what he- say meow, you go out of your way to do what ever they may want, this is- this is beacause they have… they hath evolfed to mimck that of *sniff* a young child, hijacking you parental human.. *snort* emoshins ie;
| by play- playing the role of this small child… the cat has asserted his DOMINANCE and his- *snort* his WILLPOWER over you, and you never even realized it.
| Постель, парень с девушкой… Дело идет к логичному завершению… Она, испуганно кричит:
– Только не в меня! Только не в меня!
Он, удивленно оглядываясь:
– А в кого же?!
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