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How to turn off a computer?
| You just need to register there and wait for 7 days and you can browse. There are even screensaves. They're awesome. I really recommend them.
So let's get to the point. How to turn off the computer? The simplest solution would be to push a button. Which one though?
>Picture of Bluray bay sliding out.
That's not the one... I don't know why these buttons are even here. I push one button and the system just goes black and then starts up again.
| I've got some weird ass LEDs piercing my eyes in the night. I'll tell you two solutions. But one of them requires a good keyboard like mine. Your keyboard has to have "Window" key. Also I want to mention that I'm using Windows 7 Professional without any service packs. Why? Because these fucking hackers have been making shit for Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8.1 and 10. But since SP1 is now unsupported, I might upgrade to it soon enough.
| I also use Firefox because Chrome is popular so there's more exploits for chrome. So how to turn off computer? Press "Window" key and you get a list. On the bottom there's "shut down" and just press it. Your screen will turn blue and then black.
I'll also tell you how to turn off your screen. You can turn it off by.. Menu.. Exit. It didn't work.
| Also my monitor is really small, cute and awesome. It's good for first person shooters. I always set 320x240 and I get haircross so big that it covers the entire screen so I can kill anyone without even aiming at them. Okay so this unlabeled button works.
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| are you for real
| No, it's fake
| I don't have a "window" key, and just typing "window" didn't work. Please advise, my parents are starting to complain about the electric bill
| Please help. My son came over and installed a new personal computer, and it has many lights on it and is made of glass, so you can see the inside of the computer. I followed your instructions, and it mostly worked. Most of the lights turned off. All except for one inside the computer. On the inside of the computer, there is a light that won't turn off. I am considering putting a piece of tape over it, but I don't know how to open the glass. Thank you for your helpful tutorial!
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| This thread is a personal attack on a very specific type of people who browse /tech/ and I'm here for it
| Windows+D
Alt+F4
Enter
| Open command prompt and enter "shutdown" without the quotes.
It should in theory turn off the computer without rebooting it. See https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/administration/windows-commands/shutdown for details.
| Play amogus at 3am and say "the imposter is sus" three times
The imposter will show up turn off your computer and oxygen and then rape you to death
| Did you tried cover sun? Maybe it's solar powered
| When in doubt, use hammer.
| go in your bathroom, look at the mirror and say turn off my computer 666 times and you'll hear a voice that sounds like your mom telling you to shut the fuck up
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| To be honest I've been sitting and thinking about the solution for this problem all night long. I'll admit that I've even went on to Linus Tech Tips website, but found no solution. So I had to think on my own and I finally came up with a solution. And that's why I'm going to share it with you on the large scale - danger/tech/.
But before that I want to share a fucking amazing wallpaper that I got from exhentai
>Picture featuring a Windows 7 desktop with cute girls in swimsuits.