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99 Red Balloons
| 98 red balloons on the summer sky,
98 balloons.
Grab a shotgun, shoot twelve down,
> 86 red balloons on the summer sky!
| 86 red balloons on the summer sky,
86 red balloons.
Watch skydivers without parachutes fall to demise,
> 70 red balloons on the summer sky
| 70 red balloons on the summer sky
70 red balloons.
Green hydra splatling
Paint them all
> 70 green balloons in the sky
| 70 green balloons in the summer sky
70 green balloons.
Fill one more
Let it fly
> 71 green balloons in the summer sk6y
| Yellow balloons and we have the flag of the ras-ti-far-eye
Smoke the sacrament til our eyes die
| 71 green balloons in the summer sky
And some yellow ones too.
Snipe the yellows
I, Giorno Giovanna, shall get rid of all drugs so we can't have that damn flag floating if I can stop it
> 71 green balloons in the summer sky
| 71 green balloons on the summer sky, 71 green balloons.
Drop a nuke, burn them all,
> 0 green balloons on the nuclear winter...
| >>564377 Later? Todd wants you to enjoy them as soon as you can! The DLC will appear the second you regain consciousness!
| neunundneunzig luftballons
| 5 years later....
One balloon merged with living cells that mutated creating a new race of human eating balloons, now mankind's only hope is to pop all 364,981,651 mutant balloons one by one
364,981,651 mutant balloons in the nuclear winter sky
364,981,651 mutant balloons
Interrogate one,
Discover they can't live without a queen
> 364,981,650 mutant balloons in the nuclear winter sky
Now go agents, locate the mother balloon and save humanity from a threat never seen before!
| The year 1997 has arrived.
A herd of fuckin' ugly reds.
are flying from the
mainland.
Crime rate skyrockeded!
Hongkong is ruined!
Therefore, The Hongkong
government called Bruce Lee's
relative "Chin"
for the massacre of the reds.
Chin is a killer machine.
Wipe out all 364.9 million of
the red balloons!
| However, in mainland China
there was a secret project
in progress! A project to
transform the deceased Tong
Shau Ping into the Balloon
Queen!
> 364.9 million balloons in mainland China...
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| 99 red balloons on the summer sky, 99 red balloons.
Shoot one down, look it fall,
>98 red balloons on the summer sky...