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[AD] Won’t you share a glass with us?
| It’s Poe like you’ve never seen it before!
>The page boasts proudly, in the ugliest WordArt font you’ve ever seen in your entire life.
Glitch City’s Strolling Players proudly present: ”The Hack of Amontillado” (a modern day retelling of a chilling classic)!
| >... You can't remember ever hearing news of the creation of a theatre troupe within this city. Cults? Sure. Crime rings? Naturally. Guildies, though-- here, in Glitch City? Impossible. Those freaks would've been shoved so deep in their high school lockers that it'd take an entire excavation team to dig them out. One numbering at least twice the size of the cast of RENT, with considerably more talent.
| Live on stage-- as soon as we’re able to find a location that’ll agree to host us!
>You wonder if this "glass" you're supposed to be "sharing" with them comes free with admission.
| Seems our city is due for a reckoning, first DT burns, then the market cap rises in spite of it, terrorists are hung in Neon for having the gall to mess with Protoman; and now we have theater kids running a show. All we're missing are the flying pigs and the ducks carrying celery.
| u think they'll commit to the bit and wall up some chummer?
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| >Clicking this ad reveals a very simple web page with a crude background bearing resemblance to an aging brick wall: the crumbling mortar and crusty pixels are nearly indistinguishable from one another. Flambeaux flicker from their sconces in either upper corner yet cast no shadow, leaving their appearance likely far less dramatic than intended.
>It looks like whoever threw this together took their cues from the poor sucker who does GCSuper’s ads.