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That old bastard thinks he can blackmail me.
| I've ordered 30 different dragon dildos to his house from different stores. I wonder if he'll pay
| What's he got on you that's so bad you'd send goons?
_Jhan
| Not your personal army.
... is what I'd normally say, but that FUCKER frenchkissed my date in front of me without even saying a single word! To make matters worse my cybernetic arm malfunctioned and started flailing wildly while startled onlookers scrambled out of my way. Some seemed to mistake this glitch for an impromptu dance routine. Meanwhile, my girlfriend was caught between laughter and concern, unsure whether to be amused or to offer assistance.
| Delete this.
| Yeah, I huh, aight doing that.
| >>982280
>The sensitive information is deleted a few days later. Alongside that, a peculiar picture began spreading around the web.
https://imgur.com/WC6ibGj
| :/
| >>982518 Too bad this is the internet.
For those that didn't get to see :
Donovan D. Dawson (yes the owner of The Augmented Eye)
DoB: 12th of January 2027
Glitch City 0x31E37, Linedale Street, Apartment 3C.
Phone number: (212) 421-0714
It's out there now. You don't get to take it back.
| > This same message would be repeated over and over again. Different users posted it. Some easy to track, others basically smoke. It echoed over again in joke forums. Reached scam bot collectives. Found themselves in the hands of any and all who were interested if even just passingly. The problem with the matrix was that data didn't simply just get deleted. Not without scrubbing the entire thing.
| Great bait g/u/rl. I'm not going to fall for this again.
| >>983521
pretty sure it's the same big-tittied woman who keeps turning down my advances at that shitty dive bar
| I need to breed her
| This thread got horny so quickly
| Whore
| Nakadashi
| Boobs
| Tanetsuke press
| Mating press
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| You know what to do.
Donovan D. Dawson (yes the owner of The Augmented Eye)
DoB: 12th of January 2027
Glitch City 0x31E37, Linedale Street, Apartment 3C.
Phone number: (212) 421-0714
Drives a silver Corolla with plates 4K7L4R. It's either parked outside the house or main building of the news building.
He's a bald two chin asshole with a stache.