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(Announcement) RACE TEAMS NEEDED. APPLY HERE!
| > A cascade of forms fall out of his mouth, applications from various corporations, many of them involved with weapons and rocketry.
"Oh, please excuse me, I haven't taken my vitamins today. Just fill one of these out for the people *you* want to represent and we'll handle the rest! Good luck racers~"
> The face of the announcer disappears and the cars soon drive off as well. A convenient link is left, in case anyone felt like bookmarking an ad
| For honor and glory!
-Crow
Crow, you can't drive.
-Wanderer
Yeah, I signed up for you!
-Crow
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| > A pop-up ad shoots up off the browser. Cars zip around on screen, weaving in between each other and assorted corpo names. They soon stop, all the smoke from their tires forming the face of some kind of Announcer
"Hello! If you're seeing this, *you* might be the kind of reckless daredevil we need! We're nowwwww accepting applications for new teams for the revival of a legendary race. Mechanical Experience is not required! We have everything you need!"