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MILK CULT HALLOWEEN PARTY.
| But I like almond milk :(
| Ugh...more cult shit.
-Fuchsia Fedora
| >>903100 ohh, i have high experience in milking! Can i come as farmer? You, and specially me won't regret~
>>903121 you don't need to like milk, it's enough if you will give milk~
-Some G/u/rl in decent suit
| The only milk I drink is TIDDY milk.
| >>903197
BEGONE, WENCH. WE NEED NONE OF YOUR KIND HERE, FILTHY FARMERS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT THE MIDDLEMAN BETWEEN HUMAN AND DIVINITY.
>>903852
ALL MILK ARE FROM THE TITS, SOME TITS JUST GIVE MORE PROPER MILK THAN OTHERS.
| The only milk *I* drink is dick milk.
| The best is chocolate milk, which is known to relieve time travel vertigo.
| >>907116 hu- what? i'm selling all milk to sperm bank workers for money... i mean! i collect this cum for... science! yes!
| *cums in milk*
| Fuck almond milk, friends don't let friends drink almond milk.
All my homies drink rice milk.
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| ONLY FOLLOWERS OF THE ONE TRUE MILK CAN COME. WE SHALL DRESS UP AS THE COW, FOR THE COW IS THE ONE TRUE GIVER OF MILK. WE DRINK MILK UNTIL WE ARE ONE WITH THE ONE TRUE GOD OF DAIRY.
ANYBODY DRESSED UP AS A GOAT OR A BUFFALO WILL BE CASTED AS HERETICS AND DROWNED IN COW MILK THEN SACRIFICED TO THE MILK GOD.
ALSO IF YOU DARE BE SO HERETICAL AS TO DRESS UP AS ALMOND MILK OR SOY MILK OR WHATEVER, YOU SHALL BE BURNED ALIVE. NO EXCEPTIONS.