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[Radio] Radio Wire 20.5
| >A high pitch sound takes over frequence 141.70, it wasn't loud enough to cause distress but just loud enough to be of bother, just like an old radio left turned on in the kitchen.
| "Testin', testin'.." -?
>The voices while lightly familiar to some were extremely muffled, barely even recognizable behind the subtle noise
"No I--No Xii said that was fixed go ask him!" -??
| >The high pitch ringing was cut sudden by actual white noise, this one slowly vanishing as the voice of the hosts came out gradually more clear
"..-ello? hello? I think it's good.." -X
>Then, in complete clarity as well as in high resolution of audio:
"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis" -N
| "How original" -X
"Now, good morning Glitch City and welcome to R A D I O W I R E! The first radio group made entirely by the people, for the people!" -N
>A confetti cannon sound followed after, though without a confetti to accompany that audio it sounds exactly like a regular cannon
| >/
| "Now, we haven't been in our best behavior, we know you miss us!" -N
"All 3 of our listeners" -X
"So we're making it up to you the only way we know how, with a giveaway! Because what do you do when people get bored of you? You throw some money on their face until they love you again, it's that simple!" -N
| >"But Neil, isn't that a cheap, capitalistic technique used by the very same corps that everyone hates so much?"
"Why I'm glad you asked! You see--" -N
>"How--I didn't say that I-.. DID YOU REPLICATE MY VOICE!?"
| "Now that's not important, what's important is that during this halloween--" -N
>"--HOW DID YOU GET THE FILES!? DELETE THEM! DELETE THEM RIGHT NOW Y--"
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| >"RADIO WIRE, REESTABLISHING CONNECTION"
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| >"STATUS: CONNECTED"
| "..Hello hello Glitch City! Can we start over? You're now listening to Neil Michaels, Xii Shores and California here at Radio Wire!" -N
"A smarter Crew wouldn't be displayin' their names out in the open like that" -X
"A smarter crew wouldn't start a radio show on the first place, did you know that Radio's dead?" -N
| "Now today we have some interesting news, you know that little tiny thing we like to call biggest goddamn Halloween party of all year every year without fail?" -N
"Actually last year--" -X
"--So this year's funds are a little low, so I reckon you go fill another place with kids! I heard this bar was giving discounts to people with costumes the nights of Halloween!" -N
| "Now I can sit here and yap all day about me and about me and once again about me, or I can do that which everyone is really here for.." -N
>Click
"Lines are open! Take it away Cali" -N
| >"...Mark 555-XXXXXXX To talk on live with no other than Neil at the main line
>"Mark 545-XXXXXXX To talk on live with our second host AND manufacturer of the whole place, Xii"
>"Mark 535-XXXXXXX for the complementary line for a live call on air too with me, California"
"Cute as ever" -N
>".....And line 515-XXXXXX to discuss any business you might want to do with our humble station"
| >A mysterious interference began to become audible by the folks working *in* the radio stations, specifically on the other end of the number 545-XXXXXXX. The number hadn't started to ring, it was moreso that the interference on the other end became loud enough that it could be heard through the speaker of that phone.
>After a few minutes, the interference suddenly cut off and stopped, falling dead silent. A few second after, and the number 545-XXXXXXX started to ring.
| >>902861
>After a few seconds without response the line '545' was finally picked up hesitantly by the second host
"..Hello and welcome to Radio Wire, home of the free, the stupid and whatnot, now either our systems are failing or there's some real fuckery going on so out with it: What brings ya' to us in such an extravagant manner?" -X
| >"NEWS!"
"No rides? No problem! Rumors of an "underground" and "top secret" race have been surfacing the hidden forums for a while" -N
>"They can't see you do air quotes, Neil"
"But TODAY is now official, Race and groups involved are now revealed waiting for the next deadwishing fool to take part for what everyone's always looking for, to make a name out of themselves" -N
| "Now if you excuse me, someone's probably salivating to talk with me right now" -N
| >>903887
>Neil picks up line '555'
"Hello and welcome oh true listener, your calls are like blood to my veins just like my words are methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine to your ears" -N
"Methtyl... What??" -R
"who do I owe the pleasure today? To be so lucky to get a call through" -N
| >>907539
"Hello Neil, Red here."
>"Heya!"
"Alix's here too, of course, tell Xii and Cali we appreciate them being at the wedding. Anyway, we're just calling to ask if you guys are still doing the halloween party thing."
| >>909648
"Oh hi Red, you know, I considered giving you guys my personal number but I don't think it will be within the station's best interests if I took away half of the calls we receive"
>A tapping takes place, almost rhythmical in how precisely unryhtmically it was as Neil completely dodged the question
| >>912662
"It's okay, we'd never miss supporting small local businesses."
>"Red, don't say that to his face. It'll damage his poor ego!"
"Okay, supporting local businesses then. Anyway, what are you guys doing for Halloween?"
| >>903044
>A beautiful classical music song began to play through the phone, and a light, faint voice of a female came through the phone.
"Hello? Is someone there? Can you hear me?"
| >After a few moments, however, the female kept going, as if she was simply talking on her own. Maybe as if it was a recording, but maybe not.
"I don't really know how this is going to work; or even really if its working at all, but...I have to try..."
>As she spoke, she sounded worried, but also like what she was about to say was at least important to her.
"I'm sorry if this disturb-"
>Suddenly, the call itself started to cut into static again, like before the phone was answered.
| >The phone itself started to get hot, heating up to the degree that it was definitely getting hot to hold, and the static kept getting louder and louder until the call just hung up. The phone remained hot for a few moments, and then went back to its normal temperature. The line was now dead, and nobody was on the other end of it.
>Then, suddenly, the 515-XXXXXXX private number started to ring.
| >>914947
"Oh please no need to humble me, I know a humble station like this one must look tiny when in the presence of a legend such as myself picking up the phones, I'm aware of that. How is the marriage going by the way? Feel like killing yourself already?" -N
>He once more changed the topic while keeping a charismatic smile, one visible to no one for his voice is all that can be made out of a phone call
| >>916995
>There was no response for about half minute after the call was transferred to the new line.
"..Nope, you pick it, I ain't fuckin' with that and that's also YOUR line" -X
>Just a few seconds short of the time limit threshold the line was picked up, this time by a gentleman with more of a serious tone.
"...Good afternoon, you have reached Radio Wire's business line, off the air and off prying ears, what can we help you with today, sir or ma'm?" -R
| >>921810
"Why would I ever want to kill myself when I'm married to such a wonderful wife. I would say she makes me want to live more, so I can come home to see her every day until we grow old together."
>"Promise me that you won't go get yourself killed now that you say that, Red, because I will be so angry with you if you say that and doesn't follow suit."
"I know, I won't, Al, I promise. We'll be together, til death do us part, remember?"
>"Til death do us part, honey."
| >>923248
"Oh man you guys are adorable, it's so cute I just wanna rub your cute lovey dovey puppy eyes deep into their skull sockets" -N
"Uhm.." -X
"Say, you're doing a couples' costume this year? Oh who am I kidding OF COURSE you are! Cause you guys are just SO adorable!" -N
"Neil" -X
| >>921851
>A full, deep older male voice replies over the line;
"Yes, is this...Radio Wire? I believe that your studio just had a strange encounter with your phones? I just wanted to apologize for that, and ask that you disregard and ignore any further attempts at contact with that anomaly. It was simply a technical miscalculation and it will not happen again, but if it does, >do not pick up the phone."
>The last few words sounded extremely menacing, and the lime hung up after that.
| *line
| >>926070
>"Oh, yes! We're so excited to show you guys our costumes this year! Say, when's that party of yours starting again?"
"Fenrir's really excited about his costume as well, though he's sleeping right now, so he can't come show you guys how excited he is to be at your party again."
| >>926260
"..What? No mic won't pick you up from here" -X
>It didn't seem like Xii was talking with the caller, this can be deduced from the fact that the caller just hung up
"I don't really care, track it all you want, what're they gonna do, Call us? Maybe-shit, wait--" -X
>And with a click, he went completely mute
| (no, mic won't . . .*)
| >>926478
"Yeaaaaaaah about that, party's still a 50/50 right now, heard the linelight--" -N
>"--limelight"
"..Heard the linelight is doing some Halloween promo and you know I'm kinda rooting for the little guy here, you know? Don't wanna steal their thunder" -N
>"We're the little guy Neil, they pay taxes"
"Ok maybe, MAYBE I'm a little intimidated, I mean who wouldn't? It's the first Halloween where I'd be having competition, that doesn't make me a coward!" -N
>"Weeell.."
| >>926944
"It's okay to feel intimidated when there's a bigger business in town. I get how it could make you feel like you're being replaced or as if you're turning irrelevant."
>"Red..."
"I understand, you're just in denial that the only reason the people aren't going to your party anymore is because you're not have the party at all and totally not because there's something more interesting than your lame ass in town."
| >"Red, honey..."
"That's a shame that you're being such a-"
>There's a sound of struggle as Red gets cut off.
>"What he means to say is... that's such a shame that you guys aren't having a party this year, but maybe we'll see you guys at Limelight?"
| >>927020
"Oh I got a better Idea actually, why don't I see you guys in hell!?"
>"Nei--"
>The line noise gets some rough change as that of someone moving their old mic out of place
"Cause really, REALLY is so nice to see the little Red riding hood here show his true colors! Here's a hot tip for you: write all those words you just said to me on cardboard, roll it up neatly and shove it up your ass just so you have some spine to stand onto next time you see me in person asshole!" -N
| >>927083
>Red's voice was utterly calm.
"Wow, that really ruffled your feathers. Did it hit too close to home?"
>"Red, honey, apologize."
"Alright. I'm sorry, Neil, I forgot you are touchy about that subject. I didn't think the reply through."
>"Neil, look, I know you're angry. Take a deep breath and think first before you say anything, because you're *not* fighting my husband."
| >>927205
"Oh does he also need your permission for that? I'm fighting whoever I goddamn please lady!" -N
>Some more rustling comes from the Radio's end of the line, like an adjusting of some sort this time
"He's not, also: party's a go, he texted our advertisement gal while Red was talkin', I kinda wanna see what can she pull with a one day warning" -X
"Tell them everything why don't ya' you goddamn Judas!?" -N
| >>927249
"I don't need permission to fight. I used to do that for a living, trust me, she didn't like that."
>His tone remains completely calm and matter-of-factly.
>"Neil, you're not thinking clearly. Trust me when I say this: you *don't* want to fight him."
"Take a breather, we'll see each other at the party. Let's not spoil the halloween party."
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>"NUMBERS"
>"555-XXXXXX MAIN LINE RAN BY NEIL"
>"545-XXXXXXX SECONDARY LINE RAN BY XII"
>"535-XXXXXX COMPLEMENTARY LINE RAN BY CALIFORNIA"
>"515-XXXXXX 'PRVT' BUSINESS LINE"
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