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Quick, give me a pickup line.

| I just saw a cute chick at the bar, give me a pickup line so I can talk to her.


| "Hello."


| "Hey baby, you hungry? 'cause I'm a total assburger."


| >set variable pickup == True
There you go, pickup line.


| "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"


| "Do you like big dicks?"
Then when she says yes you go "Damn" and walk away.


| I mean...You don't really NEED one...Just say hi! But uh...Don't be creepy about it!
-Evening


| Get as close as you can, clear your throat and say this in your loudest possible voice
"INTO THE FLAMES, INTO THE FIRE, WITH NOT REGARD FOR A THING FUCK THAT I'M THE LORD OF THE GAME, I RULE THIS EMPIRE; I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!"
If she ain't impressed by your deep lyrical ability and knowledge of obscure pre-crash rap, then she aint worth YOUR DREKKING TIME CHUMMER


| >>899028
What the fuck are you on about?


| >>899173
See, not everyone can grasp the meaning of these words, I hope this chum isnt you're future date OP!


| Ew dad rap

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