Post number #898807, ID: e05bf8
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I just saw a cute chick at the bar, give me a pickup line so I can talk to her.
Post number #898811, ID: d94a67
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"Hello."
Post number #898812, ID: 800177
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"Hey baby, you hungry? 'cause I'm a total assburger."
Post number #898813, ID: d780a0
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>set variable pickup == True There you go, pickup line.
Post number #898825, ID: a869b5
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"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
Post number #898829, ID: 32c4be
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"Do you like big dicks?" Then when she says yes you go "Damn" and walk away.
Post number #898926, ID: 99d85f
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I mean...You don't really NEED one...Just say hi! But uh...Don't be creepy about it! -Evening
Post number #899028, ID: 2272ac
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Get as close as you can, clear your throat and say this in your loudest possible voice "INTO THE FLAMES, INTO THE FIRE, WITH NOT REGARD FOR A THING FUCK THAT I'M THE LORD OF THE GAME, I RULE THIS EMPIRE; I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!" If she ain't impressed by your deep lyrical ability and knowledge of obscure pre-crash rap, then she aint worth YOUR DREKKING TIME CHUMMER
Post number #899173, ID: f4b981
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>>899028 What the fuck are you on about?
Post number #899199, ID: 2272ac
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>>899173 See, not everyone can grasp the meaning of these words, I hope this chum isnt you're future date OP!
Post number #899207, ID: 514be1
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Ew dad rap
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| I just saw a cute chick at the bar, give me a pickup line so I can talk to her.