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Police director warns of spring break crime.
| "I'm not saying the crimes are big, I'm just saying there will be more of them, happens every year. Lock your cars and watch out for vandalism, in brief."
The veteran of the now defunct White Knight said with a wry grin before a panel of city journalists
According to independent research by SENSE's experts, petty crimes see an increase of 2 folds during scholastic breaks within Glitch City, while major criminal activity seems to stagnate.
"Loads of kids have too much time-"
| "They get out of their boards or out of the house and meet other kids who have nothing else to do to vent about their situation, and stress."
Said a local Neon expert in child psychology, Dr Nakabachi.
The police advises all to keep their valuables out of sight from windows, to keep cars locked and alarmed and to avoid lower districts such as Motor for the duration of spring break
"We'll take care of trouble as much as we can."
Said the GCPD Commissar in closing his speech.
| >A picture adorns the last line of the article, showing the tall and handsome Commissar in front of the panel, Shaking a Zaibatsu executive's hand, his augmented metal jaw shut tight.
>The text underneath reads:
"Destours, meeting the town's millenium safety board executives, as he has done for eight years now"
| I sincerely think kids should stay in summer school on boards, the little tykes keep drekking robbing my store's gachapons and breaking windows!
Can't get a decent kid in this city nymore, and that's chip truth.
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| [207X-03-27 Glitch city]
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Glitch City's grand commissar, Perzeval Destours made an announcement to all citizens of glitch city on Zaibatsu's official channels for news delivery.
In his address he warned of the increasing crime rate during spring breaks, as juveniles roam the streets.