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My balconny collapsed unto a vending machine...

| drekking veranda had been creaking a lot lately, and the girlfriend keep being noisy about it, so I thought I'd take a look and the dang thing collapsed as I was about to step on it!

Godsdammned thing almost killed me! but when I went down to check the damage I found it crushed some poor-sod of a vending machine!

What am I supposed to do now???


| Call the insurance company.


| Apologize!

- Unit 00



| >>844042
Yeah, if I had the money for insurance, I'd have fixed the dang thing or move out of this dump!
>>844135
I did, also helped him outta the rubble, but the vending machine's all fucked up, and some kids vandalized the service number! Anyone here know who to call for a SY-55 type machine?


| Is Vindertech defunct yet?


| >>844492
Who knows, when's the last time you heard their jingle?


| call the police


| hi

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