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Sentient toaster?
| I used to rent a flat where everything was sentient and coin-operated. The toaster, toilet, fuck even the door.
| >>fc0c00
nah, sounds normal
early experiments were always on those electronic toasters cuz they couldn't do jack but burn themselves if they wanted to hurt you, ya might just have a relic of those times
| Op here.
I went to this store once again. There was a new clerk there so I though I will ask him about the toasters. He said that, I quote: "AI? Those toasters are from new line, there isn't any possibility that this toasters have AI".
I point at the one that was glitching, thinking of buying it, but he said, I quote: "we are moving our products daily, so if it was here yesterday it isn't at that place today".
Got any idea how I can check which one was the glitching one?
| >>e52a34
someone in toaster R&D must've been sneaky ;)
new model, huh? well, ya either stick around and look for the glitchy one, or if ya were quick enough then pry open some circuits and look for "extra" boards inside
my guess? shopkeep probably threw it away, check their scrap heap or dumpster
| Op here
So things got interesting.
I tried to take a pic of the model in the shop, but my phone turned off when I went inside. When I left and came back home battery was drained. I remembered I had at least half of it. I tried to go on the back and found some toaster in the dumpster, but different model.
I'm planning to break into their back in a day or two.
| Resorting to breaking in now, are we?
| >>008d05
Op here
Why do thy change their stuff on shelf daily? What happened to the battery? Something is fishy here.
Also I really wanna this toaster
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| I need to tell a story for you all
I was making my sweet way home, taking some detours to look around for some new toaster, because c'mon, who don't like toasts.
Anyway in one shop one toaster screen was a little gltchy, some letters were missing. When I went to cashier to tell him that it acts normal. Again it start glitching when I was leaving qnd cashier talked with other person.
I qm not getting crazy, I am?