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CYBER SLEUTH
| >Cyber Sleuth: Cum a big fat load
| >Cyber Sleuth: Cum a big fat load
You think about cumming a big fat load, but you realize you are not at your home, or in any sexy cyber person.
You cannot cum a big fat load unless you find : -Someone who wants to be cummed into- OR -A /D/angel chan poster- OR -A /D/3V1L CH4N poster- OR -Your rival and ennemy, Wood Woman.
| >Cyber Sleuth: Activate terminal and spam your favorite game parody textboard with offers and ads for your services. Embellish substantially and constantly. Everyone is a liar and a cheat. Everyone wants more creds.
| >Cyber Sleuth: Activate terminal and spam your favorite game parody textboard with offers and ads for your services. Embellish substantially and constantly. Everyone is a liar and a cheat. Everyone wants more creds.
Without even
>looking at the room
you're in you manadge to find some kind of sci fi terminal on your desk. you signed a deal with a niche internet artist to spread some ads and stuff in excheange of your cash.
You've gotten more calls recently thanks to that.
| == >(next)
Talking about calls
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
You can hear the ringing of a phone.
You can't pick the phone right now, i mean, you don't even know the composition of the room or what's in it.
But the sound of the phone is pleasing, maybe it has some deep meaning.
| >Cyber Sleuth: look around the room and search for the source of the ringing
| >Cyber Sleuth: look around the room and search for the source of the ringing
You look around the room.
SOUTH- A door, a poster and a key
NORTH- Your desk, a fire extinguisher and a window
East- Animorph Book 2, a table with stuff on it
West- A chest full of science stuff.
As you look around the room, you discover that the sound is coming from the desk of the hot secretary dude of your agency. Just outside the door.
| >Cyber Sleuth: pick up key and book. Shout at the hot secretary dude to answer the explicit while you read the animorph book.
| >explicit phone*
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>Cyber Sleuth: pick up key and book. Shout at the hot secretary dude to answer the explicit while you read the animorph book.
You pick up the gun and the book
You shout, but the ringing doesn't stop.
You open the book to read it and an hollographic picture of a cat falls off of it.
You put the picture of the cat in your inventory.
You know have SEVEN (7) items in your inventory.
Woah, Animorph is fucked up.
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Okay it's been a while now, and the ringing hasn't stopped. You can't keep reading this best seller if the digitalised cries of distress of someone are ringing in your ears.
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| You are one of the top Cyber Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy cyber evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. You are standing in your office, waiting for calls of cyber distress.
What will you do? (enter commands in a "Cyber Sleuth: Cum a big fat load" format, and it may be selected to be what CS does next)