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Don't come in this thread~! Owo
| *cums*
| Hello, I am needle. Please insert your thread into me so we can start weaving together.
| Stab me daddy.
| Try me
| >>807829 too late, i stabbed you before i joined here, you are too weak, and now you will die *licking blood spreading from neck*
| I've come.
| *teleports behind you*
no personnel, kid
| *teleports in front of you*
We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty~
| im having sex in this thread
| >>807840 >>807841 >>807876 >>807890 >>807906 >>807911 >>807918 *stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab*
| Oh YES DADDY STAB ME MORE
| There's a whole lot of stabbing going on in here...
-Evening
| >>807924 silly, you lost you still didn't get that? I made 10 years preparation, studied quantum mechanics, readed sicp, studied time travel studies and become professor, writed complex neuroanalystic software integrated in your brain so i could with 99.993838~% predict your stabbing pattern, right now i wear full body exoskelet armor made from nanofiber and with extra nanobot protective layer, i was counting with everything, once this thread will locked, you and your id will die.
| >>807924 i counted literally with everything, you can't stab me or hurt me any way, your superpositional state will be sent to cern and other institutions, and i will get Nobel prize, proof that superposition can be used in macroworld will unite theory of strings and relativity once forever.
| Add your brain matter to mine in the most erotic way possible ????
| god
DAMNIT
| *Stabs the concept of stabbing*
| And thus, reality crumbled...
| >>808245 didn't you hear that it's exoskelet from nanofiber and with extra nanobot protective layer? You are really cute and dummy silly
| hey
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| Can't you read? *stab you*