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Woops.
| >>803714
They whisper his name in hushed tones down in flooded and manic terror downtown... yes, The SAUCY GUNNER.
| >>803737
Please stop making fun of me! This is a terrible thing! Imagine being literally shot by ten million scoville hot sauce! Can you still laugh now??
| I'm going to quote Shakespere and say this;
You are a saucy boy.
-Alix
| Just imagine the mental damage alone from being shot with mustard until your brand new armor smells like montreal smoked meat.
I'm pissing myself over here chummer!
| yo actually can you like drop the schematics for this monstrosity i need to build it like right now for a prank
-EZBreezy
| >>804196
It wont be seeing war, dipshit. It'll be seeing the inside of a country kitchen and it'll be hilarious
-EZBreezy
| >>804397
Yeah, and the Unabomber was only exploding mailboxes, and he thought it was hillarious too!
I will not have this blood on my hands!
Atleast not Twice!
...or thrice.
| >>804404
idk what a unabomber is but i'm building this for my friend. give me the plans to make it or i'll just do it myself
- EZBreezy
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| So long story short, I was fucking around with tech and decided the dumbest thing I could do was make a gun into a sauce dispenser, equipped with twelve delicious sauces to choose from.
The only problem was that the gun I modified wasn't mine, but one I was handed by a Shadowrunner...
I forgot about it and now they're on the loose with the culinary equivalent of a warcrime and bioweapon combined.
I'm so sorry.
-03