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Someone Pinkpill me on CN

| As the title says, what's so good about this guy?


| Here's a guessing game OP, what starts with D and can be very large?


| >>803391
Oh man... I'm not good at those...
Uh, Directory? Dictionary?


| >>803392
Are you twelve, surely there was only one word you could have chosen.


| >>803393
I-I said I was bad at those!
And I'm not twelve, I'm older than that!


| >>803394
Loli spotted.


| >PinkPill
What the drek is that?


| >>803396
The sex pill chummer...
OP is asking why us Gurls find CN hot.

Or atleast I think she is lmao.


| >>803397
W-wait that's what it means???


| OP confirmed non-neo millenial.
I estimate this gurl at 12.
Or to be Chanka.
Or both.


| Someone called!?
-IBARAKI


| >>803399
Good job drekhead, you summoned her.
I play pot of greed, drawing two cards from my deck...


| >>803402
EXODIA, you lose chummer...
I'll be taking your magician girl...
Heh


| I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT A PINKPILL IS, IM BLACKPILLED NOW.


| OP, I'm so sorry.
Oh wait no I'm not.
Welcome to /u/, enjoy the stay!


| ITS DICK, I GOT IT GURL, ITS DICK ISNT IT??
>>803391


| >>803407
You're pretty good (in snake voice)


| Massive.


| >>803404
N-no fair.


| Why did someone say my name???
Answer me!
-IBARAKI


| >>803412
Lets bail fellas! The cops are here!


| DOCUMENTARY ALSO STARTS WITH D HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??


| A dog can also be kinda big too. I have a dog and he's kinda big.
-Red 9


| Again with these threads... -CN


| sex


| so basically

the actual nerdman "conrad normie" was once an average shitposter when SUDDENLY he was catfished into a truck and woke up in a STRANGE NEW WORLD where he was a god at not dying

on his adventur to defeat the ultimate evil, whiter than normal people (who had money! powrr! hokey religions and ancient weapons!) he started rescuong real life nekomimis and there were hundreds and hundreds of them and they could fitr and serve people greasy vreakfast food and along the way he friend requested andies and auggies alike


| and this went on and on for several seasons until the EX ECUTIVES decides they needes tonchange the formula and the white people got BTFO'd during an amazing spectacle where everyone's house gotnnuked from orbit and were instead replaced with a diverse cast of differently colored hair peolle with the DEEPEST LORE like being all ex crkminals mindwashed into doing the bidding of an evil megacorpmegamind!


| Chill, omae, CN just had a stroke reading thay and fucking died.


| >>803539 >>803540

Please.

Stop.

-Edge


| AND THEN THEYBMADE CONTRACTS WITH THE MASS MEDIA TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF ROYALTIES OF A SERIES OF JAPANESE CARTOONS BASED ON THEIR ADVENTURES AS THEY LIVE IN A SWEDISH RESORT FULL OF STD FRRE AND STERILE HOOKERS WHILE THE KIDS GET AN APPRIPRIATE EDUMUTATION ANS BECOME RELEVANT AND DUTIFUL MEMBERS OF SOCIETY


| I am not afraid to commit murder again and this time, it will be a public service.

-Edge


| What I hate most about the above is that some of it is probably true, even if most it is hot garbage. And we'll probably never know the full truth, unless the actual members of that shadowrunner team come forward and talkn about it openly.

But then, they wouldn't be runners, would they? -Glass


| >>803545



...wait. These people are real?

I thought it was all load of crank to give razorkids false hope. You know, like that stuff about... Morgan Blackhand... Johnny Silverhand... Fastjack... Captain Chaos... Neon Knight... Ludendorf.

These people ain't real, they're just figureheads designed in some corporate "focus groups" to make shadowrunning seem more heroic than it actually is. Same way they still make gangster trids.

If any of these peeps are real, I don't think we'd ever hear about them. I don't think anyone would last so long being so famous. -Moses


| >>803546

Lol...

They're real, newfag. Lurk moar, and you'll see...

They're the real deal.

-Summertime Samurai


| >>803547

>summertime

Yeaaaaah I think I won't. -Moses


| >>803545
Pretty much none of that is real... especially the part where we made a deal with Dynamoforce. Which they did actually offer, but I said no. -CN


| >>803554


...wat!? bruh

presuming you are the REAL CN,

why WOULDNT you take the deal!??!

You kno how popular dynamoforce is/was!? EVERYONE was talking about it, EVERYONE watched it, you could have made it made dude wtf!

you coulf have fucked off out of this shitty city and gone anywhere you liked! you coulda stopprd running! youd have fucking everything!

Why didnt you take the deal!??!?!?!

-JetSet


| >>803556
Cause I would had been a puppet for some corp. Maybe I would had been famous but it would had been a fame in chains. I rather keep my freedom. -CN


| >>803558

>starts a slow clap.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and miscreants of the night, may I present to you...

...the "real" CN.

-Royal Remington


| >>803561
Well I'm glad someone believes me for a change. -CN


| >>803566

I can spot the actual you from a mile away, and unlike most of my posts here, that's no shitpost.

-Royal Remington


| *Most posts here.

-Royal Remington


| >>803576
Well your posts are noticeable to with your purple handle. -CN


| >>803582

All according to keikaku*.

-Royal Remington

*Keikaku means "plan."


| >>803582
Imposter sus.
>>803601
Sussy baka, royal Remington died in the VTOL based attack on downtown like years ago, nice larp.
>>803546
Wwww, None of them are *Real* they're just overblown bit actors that people hype up to blow away the monotony of jacking off and working all day.
Also whotf is Ludendorf, that's a WW1 general lmaoo.

-SAMM


| >>803711
You sound like one of those people with that syndrome that makes them think everyone you know in person is an imposter of some kind. -CN


| >>803717
Capgras delusion?
-Alix

What are you doing here, honey?
-Red 9

I can snoop around when I need to.
-Alix


| >>803717
If I hear the word Imposter one more fucking time. I'll bomb the nearest hospital I can find. Same with that sus shit.


| >>803728
When the imposter is sus.


| >>803728
When the Imposter is AMONG US


| SUS SUS AMOGUS

SUSSY BAKA

U SO SUS OMG UR THE IMPOSTER

IMPOSTER IMPOSTER IMPOSTER

SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS

>CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT


| >>803746 >>803730 >>803736
There's blood on your hands now.


| >>803933
BLOOD IS SUS


| >>803718
Yeah that. -CN


| Oh my, It's CN.


| It is~
Is it~?
-Evening


| Its obviously not.


| >>814910
久しぶり、long time no see!
what's all this talk about you? tl;dr myths probably true, etc huh

>>803601
?
>reya


| whats a CN


| Everyone keeps asking who is CN, but nobody ask how is CN ;-;


| >>806187 >>806515

Good point. How *is* CN doing nowadays?

How does he even feed all those furry kids anyway? Set up an orphanage?


| >>806780
Shadowrunning is kind of a necessity. -CN


| >>806780
He's actually a mohjong celestial who wins big in bets, obviously.

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