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I want to touch Major Chanka's Horns!

| Aren't you curious about how they feel to the touch?

I wanna touch em! I wanna pat her! I want her to look at me with her dumb smug smile!

I NEED THIS!!


| Or~ get consent to touch of horns... And than get assertively touched by her


| This is disturbing...


| I think the Major would arrest you if you actually tried that. -CN


| >>803191 will she punish me for this~ ?


| >>803191
How would YOU know that!
You're literally just two letters!


| >>803200
No probably just arrest you and put you in a jail cell.
>>803202
Well I know her professionally. -CN


| >>803257
H-how could you...


| >>803273
I mean... being a hacker has you knowing people in many social circles. -CN


| >>803257 but~ she will punish me in jail right~?


| >>803360
Nah, you'll just be deprived of human touch until you pay your fine.


| >>803310
I-I bet you get to touch her horns and pat her head you fucking monster!

I'm so enviou- I mean Angry! You're an enemy to children everywhere!


| >>803360
No. No she won't. The reality will never match whatever perverse fantasy you have.
>>803389
Major Chanka is not a child, nor have I touched any part of her, especially her horns. -CN


| I'm pretty sure she'll literally blast your sorry ass back to wherever you come from if you touch her horn.
-Impulse


| HOW DARE YOU WANT TO TOUCH THE PRECIOUS CHANKA.

ONLY I CAN TOUCH CHANKA.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEATH.


| >>803430 don't be rude ;-;


| ...Why not just talk to her? Oh right, I forgot where I was~
-Evening


| I WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK TO THESE PEOPLE!!! NO GETS TO TOUCH MY HORNS!
-IBARAKI


| >>804201
Talking to weird people is kinda fun~!
-Evening


| >>804424
NO WAY!
-IBARAKI


| >>804425
Yes way~ I'm sure you're more than capable of defending yourself if things go awry~
-Evening


| >>804427
BUT THEY'RE CREEPY AND THEY SMELL, AND, AND THEY'RE MEAN!!!
-IBARAKI


| >>804428
While I agree on the first two points, I don't think they're mean, just...different! And if you need help, I can be there too~
-Evening


| >>804428
I agree on the creepy part. Don't say it too much though, they might be into that. -CN


| And can i being stepped by Chanka~?


| >>804564
My doctor told me never to step on anyone! since I'm too heavy!
-IBARAKI


| STEP ON ME PLEASE.

I WANT TO BE CRUSHED UNDER YOU.


| >>804596
I don't think that fact helped. -CN


| >>804530
I think anything degrading would get them going, now that I think about it~
-Evening


| >>3507a0 i~ it's really sweet.. i never heard anything careful from anyone in recent time :c i'm having suicidal mibd little bit so.. i would being totally fine with it xd


| >>804596 and can i get tight hug?


| GAY


| LESBIAN


| LQBTQAJSIELRMD+

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