Governement in embarassing situation after exposed sexual deviancy.
Post number #763110, ID: dc6070
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Imagine this: You're a govt official, been one for about 20 years in GC. Reasonable guy, liked by the people somewhat. But then some day you decide you really need to start doing HARD shit, drugs and the likes. I mean, you have the money for it, so why not. And you expect noone will find out. So you do it all on your off time, until your brain is like a fried egg in those old ass DARE commercial. And your fried egg is like: Yo man, you know what sounds cool? Having sex.
Post number #763112, ID: dc6070
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So you listen to your brain, it's the only one you got so you know. And so you do have sex, all around town. But then it isn't enough and the Fried egg comes knocking back again: You know what sounds RAD Having sex with kids, lilim kids. And you go: Woah, are you sure about that? sounds like a pretty WACKY idea man. But hey, it's your brain, and you like that guy; he's a good guy. So you do and then, you start getting even weirder with it! Enter, gallons of oil, and mein kampf!
Post number #763113, ID: dc6070
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No, I won't go into details as to what the gallons of oil were covering in this thread, I dont wanna get banned. And I also won't get into the details about why this official NEEDED the Fuhrer's autobiography to be plastered over every wall of the scene to get "in the mood" But turns out, maybe the Fried egg wasn't that smart, because he uh, conviced himself to stream the whole thing on a local Matrix cast... And uh, people found out! Oops! All the sexual deviancy!
Post number #763114, ID: dc6070
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Imagine, these are the kind of guys running this town, people who get caught because they forgot to turn off greentooth.
Let that sink in. Even BTL piggies in Bunraku are smarter.
Post number #763121, ID: 62b1b8
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Cool
Post number #763234, ID: 4369f0
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>>763121 That's all?
Man now I see why this town is going down the drain, people don't even care about this kinda stuff.
Post number #763306, ID: e2757e
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Let us be depressed in peace, chummer
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| Imagine this:
You're a govt official, been one for about 20 years in GC.
Reasonable guy, liked by the people somewhat.
But then some day you decide you really need to start doing HARD shit, drugs and the likes.
I mean, you have the money for it, so why not.
And you expect noone will find out.
So you do it all on your off time, until your brain is like a fried egg in those old ass DARE commercial.
And your fried egg is like: Yo man, you know what sounds cool? Having sex.