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Shoulda saw this coming
| One word, karma.
-Sierra
| Dude, just let people >>>Enjoy things, who the fuck are you to keep ME and my PALS from playing this GAME???
| So wait, why don't you want to call the GCPD?
| Because then I'll be arrested! I know what this was going to do, and I've practically got these kids hooked on ectoplasmic crack! Fuck no man! I literally bought a haunted arcade machine!
| I just wanna know how I should dispose 'em!
- Craig
| There are folks crazy enough to do it.
| ....plastic
| >>761441 >>761442
You either call the cops now, or call them later when there are dead bodies attached to the machine and your sentence get upgraded from prison to life sentence.
-Sierra
| I found a solution that didn't involve cops or death! I just chucked the arcade into the river and those idiots followed! Glad that's over with.
- Craig
I can't believe you did that...
- Kyle
I don't need you to believe son, I need you to get back to work. To the next scam!
- Craig
| >>761522
What a way to complicate your predicament, destroy possible invaluable antiques, and increase your sentence, all at the same time, instantly. Way to go, dickhead, bravo. I did not realize that, in addition to you being a greedy piece of shit, you are also a moron. I guess I'll just shake my head, report it to the cops, and move on.
-Sierra
| You could have just fucking turned it off and hire some thugs to throw them out. Why destroy actual history retard?
| Don't look now, but someone apparently fished out the arcade machine from the river.
Two derps are trying to buy it.
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| So, soon as I brought Polybius in, people kept coming like I thought! Them old internet conspiracies were payin' off, they'd come by play Polybius, waste their quarters, I'd get the money...
But uh... now they won't leave? They kinda fuckin' stink and they don't quite look okay. I don't wanna fuckin' call the GCPD, AND sure as hell ain't gonna pay for no hospital fee. How do I make these supernatural junkies leave!?
- Craig