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Doorframes are stupid.

| When are we taking them down! When they're too tall I feel like they're making fun of me!! And when they're small my horns get stuck in them!! Car doors can go too!! DOORS ARE STUPID!
-IBARAKI


| No, please, the tampons were messy enough. Please at least let me enter rooms properly...
-Sierra


| >>760401
Maybe they should stop making doors for GIANTS then... Wait WHO makes the doors??
-IBARAKI


| >>760415
Uh... people? Newsflash, people aren't giants, you're just a bit... on the small side.
-Sierra


| >>760419
No way! You all are giants! I'm the only one adult sized around! This makes no sense!!
-IBARAKI


| >>760421
Major, I've met you before. No offense, compared to others out there, you are a bit small. We still need the doors to works for the majority of the population, more efficient, right?
-Sierra


| >>760424
WE MET???
-IBARAKI


| >>760427
Um... yeah, I think so anyways. Valentine's day, Hazy Moonlighter, if I recall correctly. I think I gave you my valentine's box of chocolate.
-Sierra


| >>760429
... I WOULD REMEMBER THAT!! I DON'T??
-IBARAKI


| >>760430
Hmm... okay, no dice then. I distinctly remember meeting you and doing thay though. But hey, maybe my memory's being fuzzy.
-Sierra


| Actually, hey, honey, come here.
-Sierra

Yeah?
-Impulse

Remember Valentine's? Did I, or did I not give Chanka our box of chocolate?
-Sierra

Well, I think so, I think I asked her about setsubun so you gave her the chocolate to made up for it.
-Impulse


| >>760455
DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT THE BEANS!!
-IBARAKI


| >>760456
Right, sorry. What are we talking about?
-Impulse

Doorframes, she want to ban them because she's a bit... small. She's small right?
-Sierra

Yeah, she's pretty small.
-Impulse


| >>760399
Get off the Matrix, Chanka, it's bad for you, makes your brain rot and melt. Also makes your horns itchy, ah, don't scratch them, c'mon...
-Metatronia


| >>760497
My horns can get itchy???
NOOOO!!
-IBARAKI


| >>760497
Come on, mate, next thing we know she's gonna try to ban the matrix.
-Impulse


| >>760610
Not like she could even if she tried. Soooo... Duly noted, and Ignored.
>>760525
That's right, if you don't take care of them they'll itch and fall off eventually...
-Metatronia


| >>760631
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM!!!!
-IBARAKI


| >>760638
Yup, that's a good oni.
-Metatronia

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