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[Police Chatter] Broadband J-3
| >"Columbo stood shocked still for about ten minutes before had to call in his adjudant to bring him a glass of water, shit you not the old man looked stunned"
>"Bet he never expected those words out of her mouth ahah!"
>"Would anyone? Its like that time she told the Commisar that black coffee should be BANNED because it was EVIL"
>"So anyway, what next? After the col got his water?"
>"He told her to elaborate"
>"Pfft"
| >"and so she did, said her sources said anyone who ate them would DIE"
>"So she *didn't* know what they do then?? As expected of Superstar Chanka."
>"The Colonel lost his temper there, told her to "stop screwing around" and talking about how "you don't EAT those""
>"Oh boy, bet the Major took it gallantly"
>"She screamed back: WHO LIES ON THE INTERNET
>pained laughter, it goes on for a while
>"The Col just told her no after that, and sent her to do paperwork"
>"Bet she grumbled"
| >"Oh yeah, feet stomping and all, she said she would get her way ONE DAY"
>"Well, seeing as she's still a kid, she's got time ahah!"
>More laughs
>A third voice interrupts
>"She would of done it"
>"What was that Thorson?"
>"The major would of done it, ban em' if the col told her to, she would of just went and killed those manufacturers"
>"Pfft, yeah, for sure Thorson"
>Silence
>"Seriously?"
>"Yeah."
>"Woah"
>The call cuts.
| Chanka...
-OS
| And people wonder why those military-types can just push their weight around the GCPD office. These blue collared boys are fraggin' useless.
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| >an interrupted piece of police chatter comes through.
>"You heard about the outburst the Major had earlier Jacques?"
>"Nah, what was it about this time"
>"Hold your ass, it was about goddamned Tampons boy"
>"Does she even need those? Or know what they are?"
>Laughter
>"Yeah, makes you wonder, anyway, lil' Major walked into the Cols office and said, deadpan: WE NEED TO BAN THAT SHIT, NOW, SOURCES SAY THEY ARE *DANGEROUS*"
>More laughter, more pronounced this time