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Fuck it, I'll try something.

| Hello Glitch City, this is a terrible idea, but imma go through with it. Who here wants to go on a date with a nurse?

Note: Pull any sort of bullshit with me, and I can drag your ass into work with me for your sudden need for stitches.


| Someone's horny.


| I love sex.


| >>756123
this is called a conflict of interest.

i don't think your supervisor will appreciate that.


| I would but I'm kinda robosexual right now. Come back fully augmented


| Real women have circuits and bolts-Big Neil


| Is there anyway to nominate my roommate for this? He could really do with some getting laid lmfaoooo

- EZBreezy


| Okay, first question:
You a guy?


| >>756543
Last I checked no.

>>756460
Maybe? I mean, what's he like?
- Nerris


| >>756560
You sure? can you check again?


| >>756560
Fuck.


| >>756584
Let's fuck


| >>756587
Are YOU a guy?


| >>756632
No there's only g/u/rl on here but let's fuck anyways


| Holy christ. I'm DMing you my holoinfo. I really hope this is fake. If not, fuck, just...call me and we'll talk. -Eia


| This was a mistake.
- Nerris


| the internet was
-Xii


| >>756732 What was your first clue? If you're getting cold feet that's a reasonable reaction. -Eia


| >>756732
I guess you really weren't thinking when you started this thread, were you?
-Anteros


| I haven't had a successful relationship since I left the White Knights!
- Nerris


| >>757386
Ah... I see. Well, I don't know about dating immediately, but if you're interested, we could meet for coffee and just talk a bit? Just an idea.
-Anteros


| >>757392
See people!? This is how you ask people out! Also... maybe. Don't expect shit though.
- Nerris


| >>757393
Understandable. Just hit me up in DMs if it strikes your fancy at any point.
-Anteros


| Love's blooming, huh?
-Sierra

How long do you think before they hit it up and smash?
-Echo

Oh, stop ruining it, for christ's sake. Is that all you think about?
-Sierra


| >>757404
Oi, ove ain't blooming just yet. In case any of y'all remember, my last girlfriend was a serial arsonist.
- Nerris


| >>757407
Even better, you've seen the worst case scenario so this one can't be as bad, right?
-Sierra

...and now you've gone and jinxed it.
-Echo

Oh, just shut up.
-Sierra


| Have fun with your dates.
I'll be over here.
doing it.

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