Fuck it, I'll try something.
| Someone's horny.
| I love sex.
| >>756123
this is called a conflict of interest.
i don't think your supervisor will appreciate that.
| I would but I'm kinda robosexual right now. Come back fully augmented
| Real women have circuits and bolts-Big Neil
| Is there anyway to nominate my roommate for this? He could really do with some getting laid lmfaoooo
- EZBreezy
| Okay, first question:
You a guy?
| Holy christ. I'm DMing you my holoinfo. I really hope this is fake. If not, fuck, just...call me and we'll talk. -Eia
| This was a mistake.
- Nerris
| the internet was
-Xii
| I haven't had a successful relationship since I left the White Knights!
- Nerris
| >>757386
Ah... I see. Well, I don't know about dating immediately, but if you're interested, we could meet for coffee and just talk a bit? Just an idea.
-Anteros
| >>757392
See people!? This is how you ask people out! Also... maybe. Don't expect shit though.
- Nerris
| Love's blooming, huh?
-Sierra
How long do you think before they hit it up and smash?
-Echo
Oh, stop ruining it, for christ's sake. Is that all you think about?
-Sierra
| >>757404
Oi, ove ain't blooming just yet. In case any of y'all remember, my last girlfriend was a serial arsonist.
- Nerris
| >>757407
Even better, you've seen the worst case scenario so this one can't be as bad, right?
-Sierra
...and now you've gone and jinxed it.
-Echo
Oh, just shut up.
-Sierra
| Have fun with your dates.
I'll be over here.
doing it.
This thread is closed.
| Hello Glitch City, this is a terrible idea, but imma go through with it. Who here wants to go on a date with a nurse?
Note: Pull any sort of bullshit with me, and I can drag your ass into work with me for your sudden need for stitches.