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I figured out how airplanes work!
| This is not true, please disregard this post.
| You know, you could probably test this theory by getting on a plane and opening the door.
- Makura
| I assure you that there are actual people inside of them airplanes, we shot down quite a few back in Siberia. Tough bastards too, those pilots, they do fight til their last breath.
-Sabre
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| Airplanes aren't real. I figured out how they do it.
The windows are TV screens. The whole thing moves on big tracks like a rollercoaster that moves through underground tunnels in the Earth. Airports are more like train stations.
They do this because the sky is full of monsters that they don't want us to know about. The planes we see in the sky are the monsters. The government made the Earth-trains look like the monsters so they could lie to us better.
Don't contact me.