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| So um... My Lilim girlfriend Dorothy, recently got a new upgrade, which she practically dragged me over to... I dunno be mildly amused by how Lilim upgrade. It was actually kinda fascinating.

Issue was, apparently the guy did a really shitty job, and Dorothy lost one of her that thumbs in the sink when washing it.

I never thought I'd be fishing my GF's thumb out of a drain, but I guess I am.

Problem is, I've never had to do plumbing before so uh...
Any advice?

- Makura

| Find a plumber.
-Echi

| (-Echo*)

| I could call a plumber, but I don't have the cash to afford that. Wait hold on.
- Makura

| I'm back, I completely forgot how useful it is to share money with your partner.
- Makura

| Now I wanna share money with my partner.
-Sierra

You know that doing that would mean you don't get paid anymore, right?
-Impulse

Huh, guess you're right, then I can slack off and you can't do anything about it. Win-Win, really.
-Sierra

This is why we aren't sharing money.
-Impulse

| Buy her spare parts. Two sets~
-Princess

| Oh no, honey... The upgrade I got is waaaaaay more expensive to do myself then to get it from a local shop. I also only got it done so cheap, because I'm good friends with the owner~
- Dorothy

Wait, then why was the job so freaking pour?
- Makura

I think it was just the new hire~! Reminds me of one my first clients actually~! He was--
- Dorothy

I /really/ don't need to hear details.
- Makura

Boo...
- Dorothy

| You can share the details with me if your boyfriend's not comfortable wit- ow, what the hell, Val?
-Echo

Leave them alone.
-Sierra

| So the plumber did his best to dig it out, but uh... in doing so he got his hand stuck in there. It's like really stuck in there too, so I'm calling a second plumber to dig HIM out. Fuck my life.
- Makura

| Hey didn't you lose a finger once in a drain Nebs?
-N°va

Shut it, don't make me punch you in your artificial dick...
-N#bula

Gosh, so harsh today...q^q
-N°va

| >>746208
Wait his hand is stuck?...Why didn't he just--Hey, so. Don't call anymore plumbers.

I'm gonna DM you my work number. I'll give you a discount just to end this shit show. I got you.
-ALDA-DRYP

| Thank you, but what sort of service are you offering?
- Makura

| Plumbing... I'm going to get your gf's thumb and your original plumber's hand out.

Quick favor? Are you in an apartment? I'm going to need to talk with your sup if so.
-ALDA-DRYP

| That's kind of ironic. "Don't call another plumber, but do call me, the plumber." I do live in an apartment, I'll email you the location.
- Makura

| >>746659 Lol Okay next time I'll say ' Don't call another one, you're speaking with one.' I'll be over in a few clicks I just need to pick up my rig and tool box.
Tell your sup to call me or flash me their details and we'll stop this madness.

| Oh I should ask. Is the hand that's stuck a natch-meat, synth, or metal hand? Trust me it matters. Means the difference between me getting permission to use my metafold-spacer or not.

| Which hand?
- Makura

| Are...are both hands stuck in the sink?!
-ALDA-DRYP

| Well they fuckin' are now!
- Makura

| Just...Do you have x-ray scan on your smart-holo? If so give me a shot about at the mid level of the sink.

I'll walk in, get em out and get your girl's thumb. Okay?
-ALDA-DRYP

| Oh, I don't have a smart-holo. Imma see if she has a X-Ray Scan, though.
- Makura

| Got permission for the spacer anyway. How's our guy doing? No more crazy ideas like stuffing his feet in, right?
-ALDA-DRYP

| Uh, not so far? I think he got his other hand out. So that's good.
- Makura

This kinda reminds me the first time I had to fist a client~
- Dorothy

What did your hand get stuck in the guys- actually I don't wanna know.
- Makura