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[ACT.10.9.1005] Auction.
| >Raise 550 Nuyen
Few clients who would like a piece by Hoover in their collection.
-POi
| >Raise 1000 Nuyen.
- Zombie
| >Raise 1100 Nuyen
-UNK
| >Raise 2000 Nuyen
-Zombie
| >Raise to 4200
your move normies
-the big reee
| >Raise to 7300
Let's keep this auction to the grown ups now.
-Zombie
| >raise to 7420
B-b-blaze it lolo
-the big reee
| >raise to 0,999999999999999!
Fuck it, i want it
- some weirdo
| >Raise to 8000 nuyen
You guys don't want this piece.
how much do you all even know about Hoover?
-SYSTER
| >raise to 8910 nuyen
Count the numbers normies RREEEEEEE
-the big reee
| >Raise to 10,000 Nuyen
| >raise to 10,001 Nuyen
10k for a piece, seems a bit overprized, isn't it?
-Sierra
| >raise to 10,420 Nuyen
Come at me normie tards i got mad tendies reeeeEEEE
-the big reee
| >Raise to 15,000
I'll stop bidding when somebody proves they actually appreciate this, until then I'm going to assure it goes to a good home.
-Zombie
| >Raise to 15,420
Lololo lurk tards acting like some cliche anime fag
This aint no elf princess slave
-the big ree
| >Raise to 17,000
Keep bidding for shits and giggles and I might just let you win. I'd love to see you drain mommy's bank account and get a spanking.
-Zombie
| >Raise to 17,000
Lololol salted fag gets salty cuz they can't get their tendie princess
What? Sad you aren't going to get your little miss sex slave so you try to insult my chad self?
-the big reee
| Didn't read my order right
>Raise to 17,200
Le blade it anons
| >AUCTION DAY ONE ENDED
>CURRENT TOP BID >>b09169
>INFORMATION ABOUT THE PIECE AVAILABLE FOR DISCLOSURE:
>##V##
>"Delicious"
>36inches by 48inches
>Oil
>White Canvas
>Year: 2020-2040, no date along the signature
>Genuine
>##V##
>Auction will restart soon
>DATAMAX:TM:
| >Restarting Auction.
>Seller profile updated.
>Current highest bid: 17'200 nuyen.
>Time remaining updated
>4:00:00
| >Raise to 18,000 Nuyen.
Let's stop playing games here.
-Zombie
| >Raise to 20,000 Nuyen
I want that art!
~Terran01
| Raise to 25,000 Nuyen
Terran you seem like you really want it. I might drop out if you're genuine. So long as that joker from before doesn't win it.
-Zombie
| >Raise to 25,000 Nuyen
Command input error
-Zombie
| >>739907
>Auction completed
>Highest Bid: 25'000 Nuyen, sold
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| I've had an associate drop off the details of a safe location to deliver to at the DATAMAX center.
I'd rather not be tipping people off on where to steal it from after the shenanigans that went on with this auction.
Pleasure doing business.
-Zombie
| >>739980
I don't know how much you care to hear this.
but here's a warning as a friendly art collector myself.
Keep the art covered.
And don't look too deeply into the "Hoover Collection"
And a little on top: Look up the thread "Artful distractions". Thank me later.
-SYSTER
| >>739994 I'm familiar with the thread, and of Hoover's work. That's what truly piqued my interest here.
I'm a collector of particularly interesting and obscure items myself, so beyond art into any old thing that might prove to be... Lively...
Thanks for the advice though, feel free to get in touch with me privately if you've got more anecdotes to share.
-Zombie
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| >Selling piece of Art.
>Authored by Brent Hoover
>Name: "Delicious"
>Description: Uncanny woman. beautiful.
Seller: []
>Note: Awareness is a poison. Falsehood the cure.
Starting off auction at determined price:
>500 nuyen
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