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The Mongoose
| The first man smiled. "Well, you see, I'm taking it to my sister. She's had horrible horrible nightmares, all about snakes, so I'm taking her the mongoose to scare them away.
The second man was perplexed. "But...how could that work? Those are imaginary snakes, are they not? How could a mongoose scare away imaginary snakes?"
The first man chuckled a little. "Why, I know sir." He then tipped over the box to face the second man, and opened the top to reveal an empty box.
| >"That's why I'm bringing her an imaginary mongoose."
| What the fuck is a mongoose?
| That mongoose's name wouldnt happen to be Gef, would it...?
-Hawkeye
| this is so surreal
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| Two men sat aside from eachother in a railway car, strangers to eachother. The first man had a cardboard box with a few holes in the top of it on his lap. After the journey went a ways, the second man couldn't help but notice the box, and eventually his curiosity got the better of him.
"Excuse me sir. I see that box you have there, do you have an animal inside?"
The first man replied. "Ah, yes I do. In this box is a mongoose."
"A mongoose? Where are you going with a mongoose?"