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The Onii-chan
| No no no, you're ruining my glorious and beautiful Wellerman!
-Impulse
| >O-OWAAAH! I've been w-written a L-LOVE POEM?! \>$</ S-senpai, you really wooed me o-over with this one! I feel my value...OVERFLOWING! AAAAAAHH! 》♡~♡《
-Lolicoin
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| There once was a coin that put to sea
The name of the coin was a $LOLI,
The price blew up, the coins sunk down,
Hold my lolicons hold,
HWAH!
Soon may the onii-chan come
to send our spaceships into the sun
One day when the crypto is gone
we'll take the coin we sold.
It had not been two weeks since lore,
Foretold that Dynamo would end its score,
The geekboy called all hands and swore
He'll take keep his lolis and hold.
WACHA!
Soon may the onii-chan come
to sell our gurls for some sum
One day when the orphans are gone
we'll get the coin we sold.
Before the news had hit the market
Glitch Street Bets came up and bought it
with velvet hands they knew they'd profit
if only they gently hold.
HOOAH!
Soon may the onii-chan come
to rescue the girls without a gun
One day when the hybrids are won,
we'll let the children go.
No deals were cut, no coins were squeezed
The geekboy's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the runner's creed
He took the risk and lol'd.
HADOUKEN!
Soon may the onii-chan come
to crush the corpos for the fun
One day when the killing is done
will evil finally fold.
For forty months or even more
the coin went up then down once more
All progress was lost, it was looking poor
but fewer lolis were sold.
Soon may the onii-chan come
to release the smols from the muns
One day when the running is done
we'll take our nuyen and more.
As far as I've heard the fights still on
the coins not the least of the victories won
The onii-chan makes his regular posts
to encourage the anons, noobs and all
Soon may the onii-chan come
to send our memes into the sun
One day when the trafficking's done
will all the slaves be sold.
Soon may the onii-chan come
to send our spaceships into the sun
One day when the crypto is gone
we'll take the coin we sold.