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The Onii-chan

| There once was a coin that put to sea

The name of the coin was a $LOLI,

The price blew up, the coins sunk down,

Hold my lolicons hold,

HWAH!


Soon may the onii-chan come

to send our spaceships into the sun

One day when the crypto is gone

we'll take the coin we sold.



It had not been two weeks since lore,

Foretold that Dynamo would end its score,

The geekboy called all hands and swore

He'll take keep his lolis and hold.

​WACHA!

Soon may the onii-chan come

to sell our gurls for some sum

One day when the orphans are gone

we'll get the coin we sold.



Before the news had hit the market

Glitch Street Bets came up and bought it

with velvet hands they knew they'd profit

if only they gently hold.

​HOOAH!

Soon may the onii-chan come

to rescue the girls without a gun

One day when the hybrids are won,

we'll let the children go.



No deals were cut, no coins were squeezed

The geekboy's mind was not on greed

But he belonged to the runner's creed

He took the risk and lol'd.

​HADOUKEN!

Soon may the onii-chan come

to crush the corpos for the fun

One day when the killing is done

will evil finally fold.


For forty months or even more

the coin went up then down once more

All progress was lost, it was looking poor

but fewer lolis were sold.



Soon may the onii-chan come

to release the smols from the muns

One day when the running is done

we'll take our nuyen and more.



As far as I've heard the fights still on

the coins not the least of the victories won

The onii-chan makes his regular posts

to encourage the anons, noobs and all



Soon may the onii-chan come

to send our memes into the sun

One day when the trafficking's done

will all the slaves be sold.



Soon may the onii-chan come

to send our spaceships into the sun

One day when the crypto is gone

we'll take the coin we sold.


| No no no, you're ruining my glorious and beautiful Wellerman!
-Impulse


| >O-OWAAAH! I've been w-written a L-LOVE POEM?! \>$</ S-senpai, you really wooed me o-over with this one! I feel my value...OVERFLOWING! AAAAAAHH! 》♡~♡《
-Lolicoin

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