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| >Shipments of canned food and long-lasting food.
Desc: List include, but not limited to: evaporated milk, canned meat stew, canned fruits and veggies, canned fish, canned soup, crackers(mostly the extra-dry hardtack kind), and MREs. Found them in a raid on a gang-controlled warehouse.
Price: Negotiable
Seller: Red 9
Note: Eat at your own risk.
| Lemme guess, they're full of rat shit you sicko
| >>736150
How about... quarter of a warehouse full? You can probably live off of this shit for like a year or two.
-Red 9
| SEE, HE SAID IT! HE ADMITTED! ITS SHIT, RAT SHIT
| >>736154
Someone doesn't understand figurative language. What happened? Rat shit got to your head?
-Red 9
| > For sale: Power Armor, never worn
Description: I lied. It was worn once to see how it worked and it's just not my thing.
Price: 75k Zenny
Seller: EZBreezy
Notes: Look, I built this myself based on the leaked white knight specs, but I don't know what I did wrong. It's pretty durable at least.
No refunds.
| >>746021
If its built on the white knight specs did you remember to remove the network shutdown thing?
| >>746500
The what? It’s not hooked up to any internet systems or anyone so I don’t think a network shutoff applies here
- EZBreezy
| > For Sale: 7 Year Old Hot Sauce Collection
Description: I've been collecting bottles of hot sauce for a long couple of years. Trying to make some sort of Wine Cellar situation with them. I need to afford somethin', and this is all I got.
Price: 99 Zenny
Seller: Makura
Notes: I need to afford somethin', and this is all I got. 38 Bottles of Hot Sauce, all different flavors, types and heat.
| I am only selling the whole collection to whomever will buy it.
- Makura
| >>747408
I want the whole collection. The more time you deny me the sauce, the angrier I get
- EZBreezy
| Well like, I don't really know any good locations for making the pass that aren't like food places. Do you got anywhere safe I can give you 'em?
- Makura
| >>747436
Fine. Less travel for me
- EZBreezy
> An encrypted location tag is enclosed, the coordinates pointing to a warehouse in the Motor District of the city
| >NC's Top Secret Bathwater
Desc : NC'S TOP SECRET CUM-INFUSED BATH WATER. TOTALLY REAL! NOT A JOKE OR A SCAM!
Price : 5K ZENNY. PAY UP YOU HORNY G/U/RLS.
Seller : WHO CARES THIS IS TOP TIER BATHWATER WHO NEEDS TO KNOW WHO SELLS IT
| >>749383
MAKE THAT 3K AND A CHILD. I KNOW YOU TRYNA SCAM ME FOR THE CUM IN THE BATHWATER SO YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHILD.
| >A flock of seagulls
D: This is a flock (13) of active seagulls. No effort has been made to test the veracity of the gulls, much less if they've ever seen a sea. None will be.
Price: 300 nuyen per kilo.
Seller: Ornitrooper
Notes: I do not know the meaning of the symbol etched into where their taints should be, nor will I answer questions.
| >STAMPAX Brand Tampons
Description: Don't get caught on a "wet" night, stock up on tampons today! Each box comes with a pack of five. 2 only per household, while supplies last.
Price: 150 nuyen per box, certified credstick ONLY!
Seller: Scarlet_Hands_on.
Notes: This has NOTHING to do with any associated rumors of a citywide tampon ban. This is NOT price gouging. I am a TRUE and HONEST businesswoman!
| 150 for a box... are you serious? Also, you fuck have the audacity to say that this isn't price gouging?
-Sierra
| >>758570
I'll have you know that I'm a law abiding citizen and that my chummer was charged all applicable taxes and restocking fees appropriate for the convenience of my services.
-Scarlet_Hands
| The price skyrocketted, huh? You're going to be alright?
-Red 9
Yeah, don't worry, I can just use pads.
-Alix
| > A crate of AK-112s
Desc: Okay it's not *really* a crate. It's like, five of them. They're just collecting dust and I need to get rid of them.
Price: 9k zenny a rifle. I modded them all so they're not mil-spec trash.
Seller: EZBreezy
Notes: Please don't try and steal these from me. I don't want to power wash blood off the sidewalk again this month
| >>760338
WE OF THE KRAZY KOOKIE KINGDOM SYNDICATE (KKKS) NOW CALL THIS RAID UPON YOU, TIME TO LOSE YOUR AKS RAZORKID!!!
-DAkilla666_6969_420EX
| >>760477
Yeah, and they'll be picking up bits of bone and organs all off the blacktop if they actually fuck around and find out
- EZBreezy
| >>760491
Hey huh, that was like, my hamster typing... Forget you saw that man...
-DAkilla666_6969_420EX
| >Selling Vintage Arcade Machine!
Description:
I was fishing in the cleaner end of the river running through Uptown when I thought I caught a hell of a fish. Unfortunately, it seems to have been a few bloated bodies, recently drowned.
More importantly, there was a nearly pristine arcade cabinet floating nearby. I can barely read the signage, though... Poly something...?
Anyway, price is 560 nuyen or best offer.
Price: 560 nuyen (or best offer!)
Seller: Jim Bob
Notes:
*Does not come with bloated corpses of people ranging from teens to young adults.
| >>761651
How about I end it right here for you chummer!
I'm willing to trade my WHOLE DYNAMOFORCE sticker and playing card collection for it.
Surely you're understanding how much of a GOOD DEAL i'm giving you right now pal!
| Buying jades
Willing to spend 350
Pls respon soon.
-Fr0g0773n 1
| >Buying jades
Description: i need jades to get gf pls help i have monie
Price: 350
Seller: Fr0g0763n 1
Notes: pls
| >>762490
7.5k, final offer, if you want to spend a whole week trying to get a one more nuyen or to get those toys, go right ahead. I don't have the time for this.
-Impulse
| >Small 4 Person Plane
Description: A small single prop plane, good for smuggling, red flag operations, and Covert Insertions
Price: 85k
Seller: John Doe
Notes: Any Cargo found on plane is included.
| How easy is it to trip and fall out of it when getting ready to paradrop ?
-Crimm
| >BUYING DECKCON TICKETS
Description: I NEED TICKETS TO THE HOTTEST SCENE THIS TOWN'S SEEN SINCE THE FUCKING DEATH TREE AND THE ALIENS INVADED AND FUCKED REALITY SIDEWAYS
Price: NAME YOUR PRICEEEEEEEEEEE
BUYER: CAPTAIN ENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Notes: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
| Зе базар Зе ливс
| >Absurd amount of canned beer.
Desc : It's beer, what else do you want. I found this left in the apartment by tenant I just kicked out because they didn't pay their rent. So I guess I'm selling this to make up for their rent.
Price : 15 Zenny per can
Seller : Drekgril2000
| >Monotec RF chip (7240B)
Desc : Came across a shiny gem in the ol' corpo district, had a few militech scraps and this functional RF chip they use in high-frequency circuits, iykyk, etc.
Price: 44kn or equiv. DAC chip
Sell.: w4de
Notes: Tested works great, smells oddly factory-fresh
| >pet-starfish
Desc: This totally is a starfish. Had it for 4 years now but it eats at my wallet like a loanshark. Goes by the name of "Hector".
Price: free, just come get it.
Seller: Victor
Notes: It's in fishbowl sleeping, you get free fishbowl too!
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| >pichicho market
Desc: we sell from toyotas vans and yutong buses full of beers at a dollar to baskets of chigüires empanadas at 3 dollars, all wholesale and in a "LEGAL" way, visit us in "el tigre" Anzoátegui state in Chinese province of nueva venezuela
Price: prices usually vary but do not exceed 3 trumpcoins (or dollars)
Seller: pichicho jr
Notes: PA DELANTE MI COMANDANTE
| Pfft, who the fuck uses dollar anymore.
| >>57fdaa
that's the magic of pichicho, he sells so cheap that he accepts coins that are worth nothing, even nothing more when you arrive and buy a casabe flavor maltin, pichico himself appears in person to give you 10 quadrillion petrocoins, a bargain ;^)
| Selling amogus plushies, please dont kill my family
| Want to sell: "Old data medium"
Description: Never thought I would ever meet one of this thing in my life. Found it on my new . As I have no way to read it, I just want to sell it. Quite old, I only know it from my "Pre-Old World History" lecture presentation. It takes form of magnetic disk in a square plastic enclosure. Condition is quite pristine btw.
Price: Just take it away, provide you can come to obtain it on my apartment complex
Seller: KingKoma
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