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| >Shipments of canned food and long-lasting food.
Desc: List include, but not limited to: evaporated milk, canned meat stew, canned fruits and veggies, canned fish, canned soup, crackers(mostly the extra-dry hardtack kind), and MREs. Found them in a raid on a gang-controlled warehouse.
Price: Negotiable
Seller: Red 9
Note: Eat at your own risk.
| Lemme guess, they're full of rat shit you sicko
| >>736150
How about... quarter of a warehouse full? You can probably live off of this shit for like a year or two.
-Red 9
| SEE, HE SAID IT! HE ADMITTED! ITS SHIT, RAT SHIT
| >>736154
Someone doesn't understand figurative language. What happened? Rat shit got to your head?
-Red 9
| > For sale: Power Armor, never worn
Description: I lied. It was worn once to see how it worked and it's just not my thing.
Price: 75k Zenny
Seller: EZBreezy
Notes: Look, I built this myself based on the leaked white knight specs, but I don't know what I did wrong. It's pretty durable at least.
No refunds.
| >>746021
If its built on the white knight specs did you remember to remove the network shutdown thing?
| >>746500
The what? It’s not hooked up to any internet systems or anyone so I don’t think a network shutoff applies here
- EZBreezy
| > For Sale: 7 Year Old Hot Sauce Collection
Description: I've been collecting bottles of hot sauce for a long couple of years. Trying to make some sort of Wine Cellar situation with them. I need to afford somethin', and this is all I got.
Price: 99 Zenny
Seller: Makura
Notes: I need to afford somethin', and this is all I got. 38 Bottles of Hot Sauce, all different flavors, types and heat.
| I am only selling the whole collection to whomever will buy it.
- Makura
| >>747408
I want the whole collection. The more time you deny me the sauce, the angrier I get
- EZBreezy
| Well like, I don't really know any good locations for making the pass that aren't like food places. Do you got anywhere safe I can give you 'em?
- Makura
| >>747436
Fine. Less travel for me
- EZBreezy
> An encrypted location tag is enclosed, the coordinates pointing to a warehouse in the Motor District of the city
| >NC's Top Secret Bathwater
Desc : NC'S TOP SECRET CUM-INFUSED BATH WATER. TOTALLY REAL! NOT A JOKE OR A SCAM!
Price : 5K ZENNY. PAY UP YOU HORNY G/U/RLS.
Seller : WHO CARES THIS IS TOP TIER BATHWATER WHO NEEDS TO KNOW WHO SELLS IT
| >>749383
MAKE THAT 3K AND A CHILD. I KNOW YOU TRYNA SCAM ME FOR THE CUM IN THE BATHWATER SO YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHILD.
| >A flock of seagulls
D: This is a flock (13) of active seagulls. No effort has been made to test the veracity of the gulls, much less if they've ever seen a sea. None will be.
Price: 300 nuyen per kilo.
Seller: Ornitrooper
Notes: I do not know the meaning of the symbol etched into where their taints should be, nor will I answer questions.
| >STAMPAX Brand Tampons
Description: Don't get caught on a "wet" night, stock up on tampons today! Each box comes with a pack of five. 2 only per household, while supplies last.
Price: 150 nuyen per box, certified credstick ONLY!
Seller: Scarlet_Hands_on.
Notes: This has NOTHING to do with any associated rumors of a citywide tampon ban. This is NOT price gouging. I am a TRUE and HONEST businesswoman!
| 150 for a box... are you serious? Also, you fuck have the audacity to say that this isn't price gouging?
-Sierra
| >>758570
I'll have you know that I'm a law abiding citizen and that my chummer was charged all applicable taxes and restocking fees appropriate for the convenience of my services.
-Scarlet_Hands
| The price skyrocketted, huh? You're going to be alright?
-Red 9
Yeah, don't worry, I can just use pads.
-Alix
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| Kept you waiting, huh?
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