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Impulsive Mega-Christmas Sales!
| Now all i can imagine is a guy named trae buying a kid named rose a gun for Christmas.
...i realize that is unusually specific!...man i gotta stop reading all those fantasy novels..
Merry Christmas pulse
>IA
| >>725378
Well, I see nothing wrong with buying a gun as a gift for someone. If you want to, go right ahead, just remember to give them the training and the safety rules as well. If you can't, then I also do training courses for those interested. No discounts on those, unfortunately.
-Impulse
Using people's comment to advertise your stuff. No shame.
-Sierra
What? I'm just making an offer. Training is really important if you own a firearm and intend to actually shoot it.
-Impulse
| >>725383
He does have a point, Val.
-Echo
Still a sell-out. Also, aren't you supposed to be on my side? You're brother for goodness's sake.
-Sierra
Yeah, and he's our boss. Plus he has a point.
-Echo
Fucking traitor.
-Sierra
See? Even your brother sees the importance of training. That's why you should practice regularly, I do have a range open for anyone interested! I'll do a 35% discount until the end of the year.
-Impulse
There he goes. Why do I even bother...
-Sierra
| I think you need a license to sell guns?
I sure hope you aren't selling above Grade-3 out in the open!
Or I'll have to arrest you!!
-IBARAKI
| I’m sure you’re the first to ever try and shut him down
| Indeed the first to try and shut me down. I mostly maintain a good relationship with the law-enforcement folks, as I'm sure you would find out if you ever visited my humble workshop.
-Impulse
Big-ass guns and armed guards?
-Echo
No, I already got myself a license, Andy.
-Impulse
Since when did that happen?
-Echo
A tad bit of an embarassing story, really. I'm sure I'll tell you about it later.
-Impulse
| Tell us now, pleeeease
| Yeah, no, not right now.
-Impulse
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| Life on the streets of Glitch isn't easy without anything to protect yourself with(Unless you are one of those blokes with security following you 24/7). So this year, the mega-christmas's coming early for those of you without a gun; I'm launching a quick sale, up to 50% off your purchase of a firearm, ammo, and less-lethal weapons until the end of the year.
>[A coordinate for Impulse's Workshop is posted.]
Stay safe and have a nice festive mega-christmas, lads.
-Impulse