Post number #640540, ID: 063c98
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So, I'm in flooded, right, and I've got a dead body next to me that I really wish I had a convenient hiding spot for. Any advice from you people who are more familiar here? -GM
Post number #640541, ID: b9efcd
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Burn it, probably.
Post number #640543, ID: 1b1d15
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Did you make the body? -CN
Post number #640546, ID: 063c98
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>>640541 No. That would be inconvenient. I most likely need it later.
>>640543 No, it is not my child. I don't know who their parents are.
Post number #640548, ID: b9efcd
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>>640546 Did you kill the person. Also, why do you need it later? Also also, is this why you were asking earlier about where you would go to to die?
Post number #640562, ID: 938d7f
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>>640548 Ay. Those are very personal questions. I just need advice on how to hide it good. Also, no. I'm no murderer. -GM
Post number #640568, ID: b9efcd
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>>640562 Nothing is personal if said 'personal' question is related to murder.
Post number #640569, ID: 063c98
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>>640568 Ay. I didn't murder nobody. Now get out if you don't have any useful advice. -GM
Post number #640572, ID: b9efcd
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>>640569 I'm afraid I will have to call the cops if you don't tell me the reason you have a dead body near you.
Post number #640576, ID: d14236
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Drag the body to the police station and submit it yourself!
They should be able to handle it!
Post number #640588, ID: 063c98
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>>640572>>640576 Nah. They'd just frame me for something I didn't do. I've experienced it before. Now give me a good hiding spot I'm running out of time here! -GM
Post number #640593, ID: b9efcd
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>>640588 Have you considered calling the police like a normal not murderer person?
Post number #640610, ID: 063c98
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>>640593 I'm no murderer, but I can't get rid of the body. Not right now.
Post number #640611, ID: 063c98
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-GM
Post number #640767, ID: 0f3d4e
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Just hide it in a ditch or in an old car, that or pay an unscrupulous homeless person to take it in till you got your other shit fixed
Post number #640770, ID: f2a76e
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>>640767 All of those options sound really unsafe. Seriously. Have nobody here had to hide a body before? I thought this place was hard. -GM
Post number #640773, ID: b9efcd
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>>640770 People usually kill them and kill more people that come to investigate. The best we can do is fuck up the body to scare the cops.
Post number #640779, ID: f2a76e
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>>640773 But I need the body and I'm not killing anyone! Fuck sake. Y'all are useless. I'll just put him in this body bag I found and put that in the conveniently placed closet here in this conveniently placed building I conveniently have a key to. -GM
Post number #640790, ID: b9efcd
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>>640779 So you don't even need to ask us in the first place. Pretty sure you are here just to call us useless for having never killed people and have to hide a body before. That's noble of you.
Post number #640811, ID: 0f3d4e
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>>640770 Again, you're in flooded, dont have any friends who can help, not even a cleaner. so much so that you're resorting to the matrix of all things... I think those are your only options
Post number #640895, ID: 063c98
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>>640790 I do need to ask! Have you heard of sarcasm punk? If I had a place to hide it I would have! I'm fucking panicking!
>>640811 True. Fuck. Okay. I'll try to find someone who can take care of it for a while.
Post number #640896, ID: 063c98
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-GM
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| So, I'm in flooded, right, and I've got a dead body next to me that I really wish I had a convenient hiding spot for. Any advice from you people who are more familiar here?
-GM