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My shower curtain is talking to me.
| Yeaaaaaah that doesn't sound standard.
| erm, I have a sentient alarm clock.
it really helps with the mood when I'm alone...
when it doesn't threaten to sue me for violation of their rights...
curse my dad for making that
•︹•;
| Okay, update after a couple of days: the shower curtain is definitely creepy, but it seems to hold some sort of...weird reverence for me? It keeps blurting things out like "I enjoy watching the water droplets fall down your skin" and "Yes, make circles of soap on your delicate flesh". Definitely think I got a detective model. Anybody know anything about the legal rigamaroll you have to go through to warranty these things?
| you tried talking it out with it ?
| Does it still work? If so, then there may not be a problem
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| So I just got this brand new shower curtain that's supposedly partnered with an electronics company to basically have smart TV capabilities and Matrix connectivity for web surfing and streaming in the shower.
...the only problem is, my shower curtain is really...creepy.
Its default morning greeting is supposed to be "Good morning sir, I am your shower curtain," and go on with the time and shit. This morning, it said "I am your shower curtain, and I am watching you."
WTF? Anyone?