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My Flooded District Pumpkin Patch

| I'm quite proud of it if I do say so myself. Look at this fine pumpkin patch on this nice patch a dirt I found in the flooded.
>there is a picture of a bunch of pumpkins growing on a fenced off dirt pile in the middle of water. Concrete is able to be seen in the corner of the picture.


| Lightning struck my pumpkin patch....
>a new image is uploaded, charred pumpkin where there once were fertile gords is gone.


| I'm sorry about your pumpkins. None of them made it? -CN


| >>601675
One did but it's palm sized...
>a very very small pumpkin sits on the lightning struck field.


| >>601676
Oh... w-well theres still time. Maybe it will grow to fly size before the holiday. -CN


| >>601677
This didn't help at all...


| >>601678
S-Sorry... -CN


| Well it's grown a bit since yesterday.
>it's slightly bigger, though looks misshapen


| That's sad... How the fuck did the lightning strike tour pumpkin anyways
-Red 9


| (your*)


| >>601914
Technically it was five bolts.
And they all struck different pumpkin...
how unlucky is that...
At least tiny is growing up big and quick.
>the smol pumpkin is now two palm sizes, but looks a bit bumpy around the edges.


| >>601917
5... what are even the odds of that... -CN


| I somehow think this isn't a coincidence and that pumpkin is going to turn into a pumpkin monster. Probably not considering you are in flooded and NOTHING bad or steange ever happen in flooded, am I right?
-Red 9


| (strange*
a lot of typo today somehow)


| >>601920
Strange stuff happens in the flooded?
I don't know what you mean... :c


| Flooded is good place, yes. Not strange, yes. See?
-OPH


| >>602074
Yes flooded is good yes, no UFOs or aliens or gunfights, yes
-Red 9


| Oh my god it's a super pumpkin!
>they've uploaded another picture the pumpkin has gotten much bigger. About normal sized now. However, it now has four bulbs coming out of its sides. Each look to be sprouting their own stem.
It's like my pumpkin patch combined together for me :D


| >>602165
Congrats OP! Looks like you'll have a prize winning pumpkin. -CN


| >>602166
^^
thanks, mystery lady.


| >>602168
Um... I'm a guy but no problem. -CN


| >>602173
Guy?


| >>602174
The opposite of a gurl? -CN


| >>602176
Riiiight...
The Hemispheric Event.
Whatever you say crazy mystery "guy"


| >>602180
??? Hemispheric event? -CN


| >>602182
Of course. How old are you? Need to be at least 21 to use the site.
Here's a history lesson.
In 1340 A.I.C Glitch City, Praise be on to it. Took control of the national nuclear grid and rose as the world's sole nation-state. Developing itself to full efficiency it split open the great Cjasm. Boys on east Gurls on west. Convergence only allowed every 20 years.


| >>602185
I'm 22, and I have no idea what you are talking about. -CN


| >>602186
How? This is required knowledge.


| >>602187
I don't. I'm pretty sure no one in this thread knows what you're talking about. -CN


| I have no idea either
-Red 9


| >>602217
!?
How?
The...
How!?
...
a-anyways
She glows now!
>an image of the glowing bulbous pumpkin mass


| >>602290
Is it sparking lightning or something too? -CN


| >>602296
no miss crazy guy.


| >>602290
I swear if this turns into a fucking pumpkin/jack o'lantern monster, I'm gonna go over to flooded and personally bitch slap the fuck out of OP so she knows that weird shit happens in flooded
-Red 9

Red, you gotta fucking calm down
-Impulse


| >>602362
Well that's not very nice. I still don't get what you mean. The Flooded has been a national park for Glitch City, praise be onto it, for years now.


| >>602367
Don't mind him. You sir, on the other hand, should consider reiterating about GC, because your current knowledge about it, to be put quite bluntly, is wack
-Impulse


| >>602378
"Sir" "him"
You all are really committed to this guys act huh.
Also my knowledge about our holy city is very much not wack.
Pumpkin update
>a new photo has been uploaded. The pumpkin is now very large, and very clearly contains other gords combined with it. Still glowing.
>another taken during the day looks like there are vines growing on the growths as well from what can be seen. Looks like the land is sagging under its weight almost.


| >>602493
Um... hope those vines dont spread too far... -CN


| >>602494
It's fine. Lots of structure underneath the ground since it's such an important spot.


| >>602495
If you say so. Were not lying about the guy thing though.-CN


| >>602493
I FUCKING SWEAR YOU...
-Red 9

Red, stop, if this ignorant "g/u/rl" dies, she dies, we AREN'T intervening by sending over people to fight the pumpkin if it starts to get out of hand, just to save some "g/u/rl"
-Impulsr


| >>602515
You, you're so mean. ;-;
I can't believe you'd just dig a hole in my pumpkin patch!
>where the pumpkin patch was is not a sinkhole with vines coming up the side.


| >>602562
Um... where did the pumpkin go? This seems like a cause for concern. -CN


| >>602608
in the hole!
how is there a hole!


| >>602609
Why are you asking me!? I dont know! -CN


| >>602612
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


| >>602613
Welp let's hope the whole foundation thing from before ends up being true... -CN


| I dunno why I read all this with hope for a happy end. Glowing shit in flooded is a recipe for disaster.
-RaIn


| Seems interesting, mind me visiting your pumpkin patch..?
-Sulfur


| >>602651
Considering everything. I don't know if you should wait to ask for permission to visit.


| >>602562
SEE? I TOLD YOU SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN
-Red 9


| >>602674
so.. you up for another visit to flooded..?
-sulfur


| >>602683
Do I get paid for it, I'm not going there for free, and Impulse is probably not paying
-Red 9


| Hey OP.
Hooows it going?
Any updates?


| >>602714
They fell down a hole. Probably food for a radioactive pumpkin now.
-RaIn


| >>602738
That's extremely depressing.


| >>602684
Sure, I'll hire you as a bodyguard I guess, that way I can focus on the intel collecting equipments..
-Sulfur
[ooc](hope OP starts a setting for this)


| (Finger cross I won't lose one of my two main character to a halloween setting)


| >>602772
[soon, just need to set up some stuff. Not really used to making settings. This one might be a bit ambitious]


| [ey nice, no rush]

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