Post number #583943, ID: b72937
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I sexually Identify as a Street Samurai. Ever since I was a razorboy I dreamed of hydraulic leg vaulting over city skyscrapers dropping hot sticky napalm grenades on disgusting refugees. People say to me that a Street Samurai isn't a Sexual Identity and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a shadow doc install composite toughened carbide nanoblades, 5.66 caliber carbine dual assault rifle arms, and a Wiremasters Level III Wired Reflexes & skeletal reinforcement package in my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sammy" and respect my right to kill absolutely fucking everything and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a baka gaijin sammyphobe and need to check your shadowrunner privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
...o...kay, but can you get me in contact with your doc? I could use some of that badass gear.
>SVTVN
Post number #584256, ID: 35e4e3
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I have seen people sexually identified as an attack helicopter and a battle toaster before. I think both of them died from a anti-tank rocket from a RPG-7. The point is, you are not the weirdest shit I've seen -Impulse (Also, do you mean 5.56 caliber, or are you trying to make a new caliber for the cyberpunk theme)
Post number #584316, ID: 510aeb
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I've seen it all now. -CN
Post number #584317, ID: 128466
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Pretty rad, I'm a single Pringle ready to mingle - Pringle
That was my mistake, but OP was being a faggot anyway lol.
Post number #584400, ID: 128466
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>>584393 it was funny
Post number #584468, ID: ca31cf
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You had me there for a moment, I thought you were going to announce a new Dacia car for The GC market.
Post number #584721, ID: eb7462
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Okay but...A skeletal reinforcement package sounds nice...I think I need to get one of those, my superjumps aren't per se...easy on my bones.
>SVTVN
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| I sexually Identify as a Street Samurai. Ever since I was a razorboy I dreamed of hydraulic leg vaulting over city skyscrapers dropping hot sticky napalm grenades on disgusting refugees. People say to me that a Street Samurai isn't a Sexual Identity and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a shadow doc install composite toughened carbide nanoblades, 5.66 caliber carbine dual assault rifle arms, and a Wiremasters Level III Wired Reflexes & skeletal reinforcement package in my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sammy" and respect my right to kill absolutely fucking everything and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a baka gaijin sammyphobe and need to check your shadowrunner privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
-EpicEdge