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WHAT THE HELL
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Oh for fucks sake, so that's where she went.
| >>569025
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
anyway, if any of ya see a chick in armor with silver hair and a mother fucking shotgun (and nice rack) fucking LEAVE YOUR /BURG/ AND RUN!!!!
| Im inclined to eat a burger to bait her out now
>IA
Why
-GEMINI
Cuz why not gem? Im bored
>IA
| >>569031
No.
I actually wanna see if she can actually break down my door.
Shit has a titanium core
>IA
Hes not lying
-GEMINI
That and you know, to satisfy my curiosity on if this is real or not and if so why is she breaking in houses to steal peoples burgers.
And why burgers in specific.
>IA
| >>569040
A-alright? Ill take that as a maybe?
S-sure ill cook something for you...what do you want?
>IA
| >>569044
Uuuuhhhh sauteed foie gras with a side of chicken confit then?
>IA
How does she know where we livvvee
-GEMINI
I dont know..
>IA
| Ok it's not the fireballer and it's not a cult and it's not a glow in the dark cat
It's ok to eat you burger Saburo, no need to fear anything
Time to take a bite....
- 3pig6
| Frau Dodici, please, *please* stop terrorizing the locals, if you wanted hamburger I could have just made you some last night...
...and take off that ridiculous body armor!
G. Sechsunddreißig
| >>569059
Arent you that maid i hired?
How goes the search for money?
Actually wait to the more pressing matter, you know ths girl in question?
>IA
Hiiiii thanks for taking care of the house!!!
-GEMINI
>>569063
You just have a dirty mind geeky
All i did was offer a fine lady a nice cut of meat~
>IA
| >>569065
It goes poorly I'm afraid- it appears that the window for escape-
-er, I mean, return home has passed... so we're making the most of it.
It was a pleasure! Thank you for your patronage, Fräulein GEMINI.
-G. Sechsunddreißig
| >>569068
Oh heavens..well if there is anything i can do , then just say so
>IA
Ich hoffe es geht dir gut in der Zukunft!
warte, du bist deutsch !?
-GEMINI
| >>569051
>After devouring the meal, the girl calms down and assumea a rather polite demeanor
I want to apologizr for my unseemly behavior. i was hungry andose contr sometimes..
Oh, and im sorry about the door
-SP12
| >>569082
Wait What? I mean if you wish to move in ii suppose i can contact the buildings owner?
>IA
| ok! thank youa ^^ i looknforward to more delicious meals neighbor!
Oh and if anyone sees me on the streets, dont worry! this isnt blood! its ketchup
| Well that solves that rumor i guess...?
>IA
「Case closed!」(o≧▽ﾟ)o
-GEMINI
| >>569131
t-that doesn't explain where the fuck she came from! and what's with the fog a-and everything else!
| The fuck just happened here?
-Impulse
| hey fish everyone else!
| And I thought I'm already used to this city's quirks....
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| >be me, eating burg at home
>smells amazing
>sees cute lady in some sort of armor outside stare at me
>she disapppears, shrug
>a few moments later, A FUCKING SHOTGUN BLOWS A HOLE THROUGH MY DOOR
>mfw they're using an axe to chop down the door
>mfw armored lady smashes in through the door like coolaid man, points shotgunaxe at me
>takes burg
>leaves.
she had nice tits though.