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God dammit gem
| But heres the kicker,
There was meowing.
It kept getting louder and louder, then all of a sudden, cats happened.
I think they ate all the birds.
So now the house is covered in bird shit, blood, corpses and possibly feral and or rabies infected bloody cats.
Does anyone have an idea?
Or at the very least know any sanitation services?
For i fear what would happen if i manage to open a door...
>IA
| >>566990
I found this company last time the cult decided to invade me. They clean up the blood stain pretty well
-Impulse
| Should I start selling cleaning products..?
-Arable
| >>567317
Thaaannnkkkk youuuuuu
>IA
AAAAAAHHHH CASSIUS THE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED BY NIGHTMARE CATS!!
-GEMINI
you just notice that now?
>IA
| I know a cool trick to get rid of cats! You'll need a plasma torch and a TON of iron filings. Welding goggles are required.
-Angus
| >>567328
Im listening.
Wait,is it violent?
I dont want to kill them or anything
>IA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE THERE SO MANYYYYY( >д<)( >д<)
-GEMINI
Calm down gem.
>IA
| >>567329
Nono! If you super heat iron filings, It makes a spark of light! Cats hate thunderstorms. Flashes of light and a loud ass blowtorch will scare them away if they're remotely normal! Again, welding goggles. Also earplugs. This WILL leave a burn mark on the floor.
-Angus
| >>567332
I-it worked...!
I didn't even damage the floors too!
Excuse me while i call that cleaning company
>{user IA has disconnected}
I wonder where the cats will go...?
-GEMINI
| >>567702
HA HA! YES!
That stupid Chemistry bachelor actually did something useful :')
And the cats will go where there is food I imagine. Just... Don't do the disney thing again.
-Angus
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| Welp, i can't get in...
>she_dun_it_again.JPX
>its a picture of a a window but, the outside view is obscured...due to it being covered Completely in cats, from top to bottom the pane is covered in mammals of the feline persuasion, some with blood around their mouths
Sooo gem was practicing her singing again
And like last time, the disney princess syndrome kicks in..
So the house is covered in birds *again*
And they are all pooping on the house *again*