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oh no
| Oh dear Gods...
-Fuchsia Fedora
| THIS
IS
WHY
I SAID WE SHOULD DRAIN THE FLOODED DISTRICT
NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE TO LASTER GOLDFISH
| Not a problem, they have tough scales but they go down with a well placed 9mm. Use AP rounds of you need to be sure.
/Xenophon
| >>551370
haven't had to deal with them for like a year now, all i do is eat /burg/ and wait for the lotus to realize i'm missing -tenno
| >>1fb42b
Never heard of one of your kind shirking duties.
What drove you out of that monastery, or...order. Not sure what you are collectively.
/Xenophon
| Should i be concerned
Or is this some movie trailer?
>IA
| 9x19mm doesn't do the trick? Try 9x39mm
-Impulse
| >>551374
buddy i don't know either but ordis says i'm in a completely different dimension than my normal one so fuck it what can i do anyway -tenno
| If it bleeds, you can kill it. If a gun don't work, try more gun
-Tomato
| I am both horrified and aroused at the prospect of mutant xenogoldfish with lasers.
| Same lol
| update: yo some fucking magical girl-looking kid with six gatlings just tore through one of these holy shit -tenno
| >>551637
I mean yeah, like i can believe lazer ete xenophish and just a while back ik pretty sure i saw a dude beat up a crocodile with a dildo in flooded.
But magic gatling girl is a bit much.
Bet shes names akemi homura or something
>IA
| >>551641
lol look at that oldtaku.
Anyways.
You can make guns into drones.
I can dress like a magical girl too and fire six gatling guns as well, just need some preptime ;)
It really isn't all that strange, as long actual magic isn't involved.
-tomato
| >>551643
Huh...pfff...that gives me an idea...
Hey gem come over here for a sec
>IA
Tja?
-GEMINI
okokok i need you to hold this and wear your hoodie.
Dont forget to pose
....
....
Oh dear lord this is hilarious
Thanks gem haha!
>IA
No problem music boi
-GEMINI
| >gemthemagicgurl.JPX
>it is a picture taken just now. In the center of the frame stands a girl with black and white hair
>she is wearing..oh dear..
She is wearing one of those ahegao hoodies with matching skirt and garterbelt thigh highs
>floating around her are some drones holding gatling guns
>she is holding a wand shaped drone controler above her head doing a magical girl pose
| From all I have seen and read about you two, I am not surprised at all...
-tomato
| >>551652
W-wait what..!
Since when did *we* have a reputation?!?!
>IA
☆kyaaah!☆ really!?
Whoho!one step closer to being an idol!
-GEMINI
| It seems like the bar is closed right now so my dayjob is on ice for now and I don't have any jobs to run, so I lurk a lot on /u/ the last couple of days.
You two have been active. And at least I have taken note of that.
-tomato
| >>551659
Oh-oh thank god its not any actual attention..
>IA
Awww...
-GEMINI
Alright then miss tomato, what exactly have you heard about us while lurking?
>IA
| You make Gemini do dumb shit and laugh about it. Or Gemini gets real and you still laugh... as seen in the Panty Queen Thread.
I'm still waiting on people that want to raid that girl btw.
Panty thieving is a crime that should not be forgiven
-tomato
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| >The only content in the the thread is a picture. Clearly taken in the Flooded district, it shows a figure the size and general shape of a xenomorph... But with goldfish traits, such as a dorsal fin and fish tail. The figure has two laser eyes, which it uses to stare right at the camera