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DYNAMOFORCE Episode 9: Versus Steel Canine!

| >SCENE: The DYNAMOFRIENDS "HACKERMAN, the BOY WONDER," and "LADY ENGINE, the WOMAN who is also AN ENGINE" are strolling through KITTEN PARK on their way to a PERFORMANCE by local soft rock band, LIGHTBEARUTOPIA. It is sunny, there is a light breeze, grass is bright green, and all the trees and other vegetation are in full bloom.

>HACKERMAN is wearing a plaid denim jacket over a shirt that subtlety reveals his TRUE IDENTITY AS THE BOY WONDER, and jeans, while LADY ENGINE is clothed in a low cut belly shirt, her CHEST ENGINE cleverly designed as an interactive three dimensional tattoo. She also wears short denim shorts and stiletto heels. Her SABLE hair is pulled into a single thick braid.

"It SURE IS a GREAT DAY to go to the park, Jeong-Hui!" >HACKERMAN exclaims, stretching his back as he walks.

"It sure is, HACK-" >LADY ENGINE, the ENGINE who is also a WOMAN says, choking, before correcting herself,

"I mean, it sure is, Kevin! More importantly, I'm happy to be here with you!"

"Ha ha, yes I am happy too, Jeong-Hui! But I'll be even more happy when we FINALLY get to see the LIGHTBEARUTOPIA BAND in person!" >HACKERMAN exclaims again!

"Haha, yeah..." >Jeong-Hui rejoins, uncertainly.

"Listen, Kevin, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about..." >Jeong-Hui scratches her head and pauses mid step- she rubs one of her ankles on the other and looks down at the ground, blushing slightly.

"Huh!? What's wrong, Jeong-Hui!?" >Kevin EXCLAIMS again!

"Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

>Jeong-Hui's pose breaks and she nearly stumbles over! HACKER-, er, KEVIN catches her, exclaiming,

"JEONG-HUI! DID YOU TAKE YOUR INSULIN!?"

>Jeong-Hui looks up at him incredulously- her eyes shift from the screen back to Kevin rapidly.

"I-I'm fine, uh, Kevin, that's not what I meant-"

>The two straighten up and KEVIN strikes a pose, exclaiming,

"VERY WELL! ONWARD THEN, FOR THE LIGHTBEARUTOPIA IS AFOOT!" >He EXCLAIMS!

>SCENE: Suddenly- EXPLOSIONS!

"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" >They both EXCLAIM!

>An eyecatcher with the DYNAMOFORCE LOGO plays as the episode goes into intermission for an advertisement.



| Did they seriously make an episode about the December riots... -CN


| >>551050

im sorry what the fuck -sh4de


| >>551068
The band name is poorly thought out parody of that metal band that started all that drek. -CN


| MyTrideoList is going to have a cakewalk rating this show.


| Kinda fucked that its based on the December riots, but also holy crap is it funny.

Like, no hate on you geekboy, but the shity actors are just too much
>IA


| Now THIS is the kind of binge watching material I've been looking for.

-SEGFAULT


| >>551082
My problem is more the Corp who approves this drek... -CN


| >>551085

bright side geekboy, if every1 thinks ur hilariously incompetent and cheesier than a zwei wing concert itll make ur job much easier -sh4de


| >>551095
That's not really much of a consolation... -CN


| >>551099

it is if u think abt it real hard -sh4de


| >>551095 >>551099
Making people underestimate you can be really valuable, sometimes...

-SEGFAULT


| >>551102 >>551108
True.
To a competent runner, an opponent that underestimates you is akin to fighting a todler.

So perhaps this hilarious shitfest of a show contained a blessing in disguise
>IA


| >>551111
... I think we're still being awfully generous here, though.

-SEGFAULT


| Even despite that this is a little untactful... -CN


| >>551119

buddy were u really expecting tact from >>>me of all ppl lmao -sh4de


| >>551121
I mean the show. -CN


| MY CN IS CUTE BECAUSE HE ISN'T A BISHONEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR DICKS, YOU FUCKERS!
-Alice Arcand


| >>551136
... >>>Your CN?

-SEGFAULT


| >>551142
Yes. Ask him, he'll tell you all about how I gush over his man buns and his thicc ass.
-Alice Arcand


| >>551142
I wouldnt say I'm hers but we're friends.
>>551144
Sometimes to an extreme might I add. -CN


| >>551153 >>551144
Excuse me,what the fuck?
-Impulse


| >>551156
Trust me, she is the lesser of evils given how we met. -CN


| >>551156
^^^

>>551144
You make it sound like he has two sets of ass cheeks. You swap 'em out on date night or something, CN?

-SEGFAULT


| >>551166
No, I'm very minimally augged, besides I'm not even dating her. -CN


| >>551169
>I didn't specify date night happened with Alice... after all, those red text stories floating around paint you to be GC's bicycle.

-SEGFAULT


| >>551175
None of those are true... but I cant exactly stop people from posting them. -CN


| wonder what ji- er engine's cupsize is...


| >>551353
...Wouldnt that be on those fake bios or something. -CN

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