Post number #551040, ID: c6f4c6
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>SCENE: The DYNAMOFRIENDS "HACKERMAN, the BOY WONDER," and "LADY ENGINE, the WOMAN who is also AN ENGINE" are strolling through KITTEN PARK on their way to a PERFORMANCE by local soft rock band, LIGHTBEARUTOPIA. It is sunny, there is a light breeze, grass is bright green, and all the trees and other vegetation are in full bloom.
>HACKERMAN is wearing a plaid denim jacket over a shirt that subtlety reveals his TRUE IDENTITY AS THE BOY WONDER, and jeans, while LADY ENGINE is clothed in a low cut belly shirt, her CHEST ENGINE cleverly designed as an interactive three dimensional tattoo. She also wears short denim shorts and stiletto heels. Her SABLE hair is pulled into a single thick braid.
"It SURE IS a GREAT DAY to go to the park, Jeong-Hui!" >HACKERMAN exclaims, stretching his back as he walks.
"It sure is, HACK-" >LADY ENGINE, the ENGINE who is also a WOMAN says, choking, before correcting herself,
"I mean, it sure is, Kevin! More importantly, I'm happy to be here with you!"
"Ha ha, yes I am happy too, Jeong-Hui! But I'll be even more happy when we FINALLY get to see the LIGHTBEARUTOPIA BAND in person!" >HACKERMAN exclaims again!
"Haha, yeah..." >Jeong-Hui rejoins, uncertainly.
"Listen, Kevin, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about..." >Jeong-Hui scratches her head and pauses mid step- she rubs one of her ankles on the other and looks down at the ground, blushing slightly.
buddy were u really expecting tact from >>>me of all ppl lmao -sh4de
Post number #551123, ID: 9de9e1
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>>551121 I mean the show. -CN
Post number #551136, ID: 3d1684
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MY CN IS CUTE BECAUSE HE ISN'T A BISHONEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR DICKS, YOU FUCKERS! -Alice Arcand
Post number #551142, ID: 999d74
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>>551136 ... >>>Your CN?
-SEGFAULT
Post number #551144, ID: 3d1684
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>>551142 Yes. Ask him, he'll tell you all about how I gush over his man buns and his thicc ass. -Alice Arcand
Post number #551153, ID: 9de9e1
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>>551142 I wouldnt say I'm hers but we're friends. >>551144 Sometimes to an extreme might I add. -CN
Post number #551156, ID: 2813fb
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>>551153>>551144 Excuse me,what the fuck? -Impulse
Post number #551164, ID: 9de9e1
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>>551156 Trust me, she is the lesser of evils given how we met. -CN
>>551144 You make it sound like he has two sets of ass cheeks. You swap 'em out on date night or something, CN?
-SEGFAULT
Post number #551169, ID: 9de9e1
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>>551166 No, I'm very minimally augged, besides I'm not even dating her. -CN
Post number #551175, ID: 999d74
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>>551169 >I didn't specify date night happened with Alice... after all, those red text stories floating around paint you to be GC's bicycle.
-SEGFAULT
Post number #551181, ID: 9de9e1
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>>551175 None of those are true... but I cant exactly stop people from posting them. -CN
Post number #551353, ID: 83d3ab
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wonder what ji- er engine's cupsize is...
Post number #551435, ID: 9de9e1
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>>551353 ...Wouldnt that be on those fake bios or something. -CN
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| >SCENE: The DYNAMOFRIENDS "HACKERMAN, the BOY WONDER," and "LADY ENGINE, the WOMAN who is also AN ENGINE" are strolling through KITTEN PARK on their way to a PERFORMANCE by local soft rock band, LIGHTBEARUTOPIA. It is sunny, there is a light breeze, grass is bright green, and all the trees and other vegetation are in full bloom.
>HACKERMAN is wearing a plaid denim jacket over a shirt that subtlety reveals his TRUE IDENTITY AS THE BOY WONDER, and jeans, while LADY ENGINE is clothed in a low cut belly shirt, her CHEST ENGINE cleverly designed as an interactive three dimensional tattoo. She also wears short denim shorts and stiletto heels. Her SABLE hair is pulled into a single thick braid.
"It SURE IS a GREAT DAY to go to the park, Jeong-Hui!" >HACKERMAN exclaims, stretching his back as he walks.
"It sure is, HACK-" >LADY ENGINE, the ENGINE who is also a WOMAN says, choking, before correcting herself,
"I mean, it sure is, Kevin! More importantly, I'm happy to be here with you!"
"Ha ha, yes I am happy too, Jeong-Hui! But I'll be even more happy when we FINALLY get to see the LIGHTBEARUTOPIA BAND in person!" >HACKERMAN exclaims again!
"Haha, yeah..." >Jeong-Hui rejoins, uncertainly.
"Listen, Kevin, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about..." >Jeong-Hui scratches her head and pauses mid step- she rubs one of her ankles on the other and looks down at the ground, blushing slightly.
"Huh!? What's wrong, Jeong-Hui!?" >Kevin EXCLAIMS again!
"Do you need to go to the bathroom?"
>Jeong-Hui's pose breaks and she nearly stumbles over! HACKER-, er, KEVIN catches her, exclaiming,
"JEONG-HUI! DID YOU TAKE YOUR INSULIN!?"
>Jeong-Hui looks up at him incredulously- her eyes shift from the screen back to Kevin rapidly.
"I-I'm fine, uh, Kevin, that's not what I meant-"
>The two straighten up and KEVIN strikes a pose, exclaiming,
"VERY WELL! ONWARD THEN, FOR THE LIGHTBEARUTOPIA IS AFOOT!" >He EXCLAIMS!
>SCENE: Suddenly- EXPLOSIONS!
"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" >They both EXCLAIM!
>An eyecatcher with the DYNAMOFORCE LOGO plays as the episode goes into intermission for an advertisement.