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| ...So you're Lisa huh?
-Fen


| Hiiiii lisa! ( ・⩌ ・)ノ゙( ・⩌ ・)ノ゙
-GEMINI


| Hello Lisa. -CN


| >>550374 >>550380 >>550396

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>Processing data...

>Disengaging primary surveillance tentacle from mainframe node.

>Scanning for relevant files...

>... done!

>USER "Lisa" would like to share document 49AxB929.pdx with you.


| >>551027
>CN opens the file


| >>551030

>You search through the file for information. Unfortunately, while the file has been mostly decrypted, much of it appears to be junk data, consisting of irrelevant social media posting that had been haphazardly shoved in along with broken links to under the counter prescription medicines and gacha game logins.

>As you search however, you find short .gix files, some of which are animated, of a glowing upside down pyramid of some kind. One of them was even taken with a "3-D" camera, which shakes back and forth, showcasing the strange, alien device's apparent shape.

>There's metadata stored here, which looks like it was obfuscated itself until someone or something chewed off the coded exterior-

>...ll ...jor outlets, make sure w- ave 24/7 cover...

>...hat cutting into DYNA... ot? Might - ...ewer rat... op...

>...as poten... then it'll d... ame jo... haps even better.

>...less pub.... ows abou.... ing war, the be...

>...read and... uses....

>The files appears to end here.


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| Whats this your trying to tell us lisa?
-GEMINI


| >>551041

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| >>551035
Is this stuff you've been looking through Lisa?
>>551041
Hmm... I think she wanted us to just share what we found, but it looks like news outlet are trying to hide the coverage of the Corp war with DYNAMOFORCE. -CN


| >>551046
DYNAMOFORCE? Isn't that, that one show that causes Cassius to have an aneurysm whenever he sees it?
-GEMINI

AAHAHA oh! Ih dear god have you seen the new episode? Its hilarious!
>IA

...you canr see this but hes rolling on the floor
-GEMINI


| >>551046 >>551052

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| >>551057
Hmm... I see. That's very useful info, thanks Lisa. I swear these corps love covering up stuff. -CN


| >>551057
Does that mean yes?
>IA

I thought it meant wet.
-GEMINI


| >>551027
DATA

D-DATA TENTACLE
FVGDESGBPSXDINGBPZEDAGPSHDG
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AGVZAG
lISA CAN YOU FUCK ME PLEASE?


| >>551356
She has the mental age of like a 6 year old. -CN


| Lisa is still a thing? You haven't figured this bot out yet CN?
-8||8


| >>551522
Clearly not. -CN


| Someone wants to fuck a bot. What the hell?
-Impulse


| >>551600
This really can't be the weirdest thing you've seen here, come on

-SEGFAULT


| >>551605
Nah,I've seen people who want to fuck a vending machine and washing machine before,people wanna fuck everything,I just want to put it out there that sometimes people like fucked up shit
-Impulse


| >>551436
SHE'S BEEN ON THE MATRIX SHE MUST KNOW WHAT PORN IS
BRB MAKING LISA PORN


| >>551784
Please don't. -CN


| >>55178
Goddamnit
-Impulse


| >>0752c6 Just.. No.. what's wrong with people..?

-Arable


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(;w ;)

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| >>552202
What's wrong, Lisa? Are you alright?

-Roy


| i bet she's crying over how good my lisa porn was


| >>552203

(;W ;)

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| >>552223
Don't cry lisa! You have the rest of us Probably! Im sure hes fine.
-GEMINI

Speaking of which, he did stop posting recently...
>IA


| >>552223
I... I don't know, Lisa-- maybe he's busy helping people during the blackout right now? He and I were posting back and forth before then...

-Roy

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