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ALL UR PANTY R BELONG TO ME
| >:c
-VV
| Cassius is she hoarding panties because she is insecure about the fact that her chest is flat enough to be used as a run way?
-GEMINI
Hahaaaa- Wow gem that was- *wheeeze* -ahaaha! That was vile even for you! Hahaha! Oh goddamn- haaaa *moar wheezing*
Y-yoy-haaa- you cant just say that about people! Hhaaha!
>IA
Why are you rolling on the floor?
-GEMINI
| >>548394
YOU SUSH
I AM PROUD OF THE FLATNESS, IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING FAULT THIS CITY'S FULL OF BIG TIDDY MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!
BESIDES IF I WAS REALLY INSECURE ABVOUT BY CHEST, I'D BE PADDING THEM WITH ALL THESE PANTIES I OWN
-PQ
| >>548399
Sure your not jealous of her? Ahaha!
>shamebringer.JPX
>a pic of a girl with black and white hair focus on her chest. Said chest is ...well...'impressive'.
>...really "impressive"
What was your three sizes again gem?
>IA
Somewhere around
83-60-81 ish? Maybe smaller.
No Definitely smaller. But i havent measured
-GEMINI
| >>548404
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING BUY UP ALL THE BRAS IN GLITCH CITY TOO, SCREW YOU BIG TIDDY MONSTERS!!!!
| >>548425
Judging by your reaction, i am correct, and you are insecure about your anvil chest and jealous right?
-GEMINI
GAHHAaaa *wheeze* >>>anvil_chest
Ahahah! Gem you gotta have mercy on the poor girl! Ahaha
Calm down missy, if it makes you feel better, your pretty cute
>IA
| ....DEQWASFCVIASEWGBVAGEDOBHNGGBAG
DAMN YOOOOOU
>Suddenly, a giant pillar of smoke and fire erupts out of one of the many buildings in glitch city... sounds like someone had a hissy fit
| >>548429
Ara ara~
-GEMINI
My...it seems somebody is rather fussy
>IA
I mean all i was thinking was what is she going to do with all those bras?
Its not like there is anything for them to carry or hide
-GEMINI
Gem! Ahahahaa! Jesus thats enu-gahaha! Thats enough, you fragging butchered the poor girl!aha
>IA
Why are you rolling on the floor again?
-GEMINI
| (owo)
| Maybe she wanted the bras so she look less flat?
... Either way, what an odd fellow
| And so concluded the very fast rise and fall of the Panty Queen. -CN
| I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD YET
I'M JUST VERY MAD AND EMBARESSED
-PQ
| >>548480
I see. Well I think your A cup angst is misguided. Just cause your chest isn't the largest, doesnt make it inadequate or anything. -CN
| Uh.. You're buying up ALL the panties? I have no idea how you're going to deal with the sentient panty g/u/rls then, or the vending machine ones. Good luck?
| >>548480
Why are you mad and embarrassed?
Is it because your chest is so flat and your actions to cope with it were petty that i initially thought you were a child?
Because only a child could have such a small chestand act that way
-GEMINI
Wait. Your telling me its not a kid?!?!
-anon
Gahahaha!oh-! *wheeze*
Oh damn- ahahaaha! God im dying here!
>only a child could have such a small chest
Gem-hehaha! Your killing me here
>>548482
>a cup chest
Even geekboys in on it hahah!
>IA
| >>548553
No I was just referring to a common trope used in shows. I don't know what her cup size is. -CN
| A true chest lover loves chests of *all* sizes, but most importantly, the ones of those that they love-
-Tiger_Tim
| >>548593
Alright the gulit finally caught up whihihihahah! Or wait just-just gimmehahehe a mohohoment- bwhaaha..oh damn..*deep inhale*
Ok.*inhale* ok.
The the guilt finally caught up and now i feel bad. What would it take to cheer you up
>IA
| >>548717
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| I would really like to see how many people fall for this. Seriously,does anyone fall for shit like this?
-Impulse
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| oh man Impulse, I think you better do it,, this is one hell of an offer
| I bet you 1z it's a copy-paste shit with a enter your victim's name shit. Oh,1z is too low? Well,that's how much I care about it
-Impulse
| >>548782
if they know you're willing to offer up even 1z to some rando on the 'net then prepare for them to try and milk you for everything you got lol
| As I said,I don't care enough. If they decide they no longer want to be a bunch of retards trying to make a quick buck out of some people then I might start caring a bit more
-Impulse
| >>548685
Huh...methods to enlarge ones chest..?
Gem, how did they get like that?
>IA
I drank milk a lot. But i also go through that training regime you gave me from time to time.
Also chocolate milk
-GEMINI
Well there you have it madame
Anything else?
>IA
| >>548900
Are you certain it should be spent in this way?
There are more reliable ways to increase chest mass
>IA
Are you doing if because of your flatty complex?
-GEMINI
Pfffffttt *inhale* dont laugh...dont lahahaugh... ok..
Gem enough, this is just salting earth at this point..hahe..
>IA
| >>548934
I'M NOT TELLING YOU.
>>548903
IT'S NOT A FLATTY COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST...
I DON'T LIKE IT!
| >>548946 >>548937
Ara ara~
Its all right, There is no need to feel bad.
You can just relax your flat little chest and tell onee-chan all of your worries
-GEMINI
Oh god damn- hahha! She wants you to call her onee chan- ahahahhshshshahahaha! Ohhhhh...!
Ohhh dear lord haha! It just gets wohohorse
>IA
| >>548961
Wh- why WOULD I CALL YOU ONEECHAN, I'M AN ADULT JUST CAUSE I'M A FLAT DOESN'T I
QUIT LAUGHING!!!!
| >>548963
Oh please dont moan that way~
Did onee-chan do something wrong?
Who wouldn't want you as their little sister...?you just to cute~
I would just love to dote on you~
-GEMINI
Oh-! Ohhh oh im so- hahahah!im sorry! Its just too muhuhuhuch hahah oh damn my sihehedes haha! Oh it hurts! But its too funny haha!
Im genuinely tryihihing but your cute reactions arent hehehelping in any way hahah!
>IA
| >>549057
I'M TOLD THAT'S ONE OF MY FINEST QUALITIES
>>549019
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE CUTE, I'M TRYING TO BE MATURE! JEEZ... AND I DIDDN'T MOAN!
| >>549155
Easily flustered = adorable
>IA
Ara ara~ well, visit big sister tonight and you surely will make some...mature moans~
-GEMINI
| >>549484
Kidding!~ (o≧▽ﾟ)o
Did i get your heart racing? Did i did i did i?
Unless you truly do wish to greet the dawn with me upon silken sheets~
>>549267
Was my act good?! I hope it was!
-GEMINI
I swear she comes to me with a request every week..
Also that line was professional damn.
>IA
I learn from the best! I think?
-GEMINI
| >>549518
Wawawawaht!?!?
Waitwaitwaityouwereactuallywilling?!?!theactactuallyworkedholyohmygodoygodohmygod um err uhh ehhhmmmm??!?!
I mean...uhhhmm errr...i wouldn't mind meeting you or uh eeerrhhh...
-GEMINI
Lolol gem has been afflicted with >>>flustered
>IA
| >>549596
W-wait, so are you messing or not... . // w///.
I mean it's nopt like i WANNA meet you or anything.. butbut but like if you're willing i could uh
-PQ
| >>549880
Um er i mean uhhh...s-sure i would...errrhhhmmm...i would l-love to.
-GEMINI
Wait, so who caught who?
>IA
| ( o w o )
| >>550006
Ummm uh...err i suppose anywhere you like! Aaahhh..
>>549945
Hiiiiiii lisa ( ・⩌ ・)ﾉﾞ( ・⩌ ・)ﾉﾞ
-GEMINI
| >>550026
Uuuhhh eerrrrr ummm..
[Error user GEMINI has unexpectedly disconnected]
Yeaaahhh she passed out.
Her face is as red as a cherry to,
What exactly did you say..?
>IA
| ... for someone who was so eager to flirt, they sure are a virgin . w.
Oh well Their bed it is!
>>550032
PSST... COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THEY LIVE?
-pq
| AHAH! NOW I SHALL
uh
Lose my virginity to a stranger on the internet...
-PQ
| >>550061
Yes but i dont see how that matters
>>550108
Perhaps you should give this more thought demoiselle.
It is quite an important decision to be made
>IA
| >>550157
Wh-what the fack is a demoiselle?
ugh look, let's just get this over already...
SO I CAN CLAIM HER PANTIES FOR MY SELF
| >>550339
Oh demoiselle is ju-oh look gems awake
>IA
WAH IM UP WHAT HAPPEND
-GEMINI
i think she coming over to to have sex with you in order to take your panties?
>IA
S-sex?!?! I thought she meant she wanted to be friends!?
But if she wanted my panties she could have just asked
-GEMINI
| (owo)
$ |= +
?
| Just a quick question. Do all r panty still r belong to u?
| >>550934
Wait,hold on. I thought you wanna meet up with Gem to take her panties,how come you want to give your panties to Gem now?
-Impulse
| >>551361
I somehow doubt it works that way
>IA
....
-GEMINI
Heh you dont see this, but gems bright red
>IA
| I for one wouldnt mind all the girls not wearing panties anymore.
Don't look at me like that, we were all thinking it, and you know it.
-PIP
| Who wants to raid this bitch panty pile?
-Tomato
| Oh my god I hope you are not talking about sex
-tomato
| Hope you liked taking my period stained panties OP
| This place is as weird as I recall.. good times..
-Arable
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| BEHOLD, IT IS I,
THE GREAT
PANTY QUEEN
AND I HAVE CAME TO NOTIFY YOU THAT I AM NOW BUYING THIS ENTIRE CITY'S STOCK OF PANTIES
SO ALL OF YOU G/U/RLS BETTER HOPE YOU HAVE A STOCKPILE
-Panty Queen
>A photo is uploaded, of a rather flat woman sitting upon a massive pile of panties while money rains from the sky...
>seems awfully cheesy to be honest