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I dont know what i expected
| Compared to her usual outrageousness, Disney princess syndrome is pretty nice.
But i need to buy groceries and i cant get out B̛e̵cau̷s͝e t̡he̡ ̢en̕t̵ir͏e̡ ͢h͟o̕u͏se͏ i̴s covered ín͘ ͜f͟u̸cking ͏b͟irds!
And i dont even want to think about all the poop...
Help wat do?
>IA
| You give up
| Damn,that training is coming along nicely isn't it. Maybe you can try to kill a few birds getting in your way?
-Impulse
| lotsa scarecrows
| Get a cat and you will have no more bird problems.
| >>547513
Yeah but i need groceries though
>>547585 >>547600
Then the dead birds would just attract cats and the problem would repeat wouldn't it?
Thanks for trying but any other ideas?
>IA
| Laser gun is probably the answer
| >>547610
I mean, I don't remember there being any Disney movies about princesses that attract cats... Maybe I'm mistaken?
| >>547591
(Sorry i missed this one)
Dude, scarecrows dont actually work
>>547841
Again, cant kill them.
Cats
>>547860
Nope, but you get the point right?
Speaking of which- i hear meowing.
LOTS OF MEOWING
That doesn't bode well...
>IA
| im sorry but in my opinion this seems like the complete opposite of a problem
| >>547864
How is this not a problem?
Dude i need to buy food.
Cant even open the drone panels on the roof
>IA
| >>547866
No but they are crapping everywhere.
And the craps is getting in the wiring.
And again. Groceries.
>IA
CASSIUS WHATS HAPPENING THERE ARE BIRD EVERYWHERE AND I THINK I HEAR MEOWING
-GEMINI
You just notice that *now*?
>IA
| >>547869
Hmmm
Hey gem, can you quiet down for a minute?
>IA
Kay~
-GEMINI
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Yeah birds are still there...
Carry on then gem
>IA
Kay
-GEMINI
| have her learn to make hawk noises. little birds dont like them, cats really shouldnt either
| >>547872
i can try but wouldn't that take to long
Ummm cassius the meows are getting closer..
-GEMINI
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| Yeahh so gem is having some singing practice at the moment
And so far so good, nothing outrageous and her training is going well.
Then i looked out the window
>help.JPX
>its a picture of an outside view of a window. Ot it would have been if it wasnt for the fact that the entire outerside of the window is covered from top to bottom by birds. So much so that one cannot even see outside.