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h-haha holy fragging shit!
| ARE Y'ALL CHUMMERS SEEING THIS?!?!
-Astro
| ....wew.
He lost weight... -Zax
| CHUMMERS STACKED MORE THAN MISSUS TITTUS HANGIN OFF OF HIM!
-Astro
| No way... is that the fraggin-
-Tiger Tim
| QTX11? You guys talking about the chopper cam...? It's not updating for me. -Vox
| ??? What is going on? -CN
| Ey kids, ey... heh... geekboy, >>527783 >>527710
'ere, lemme stream it-
>As the stream opens, you are immediately shown a decidedly much, much cleaner and brighter city than you're used to- but it's undeniably GLITCH. The color palette is bright and shiny, not unlike a Saturday morning cartoon-
***BOOM!***
>The screen shakes as a random building explodes! Alarms go off- Apollo bank's being robbed!
| >Villains in well tailored, close fitting and surprisingly amorphous suits stream out of the bank, differentiated mostly by exotic hair colors. The "leader" near the front, a tall, lanky man with sickeningly pale white skin, scary red eyes, and, uh, light green hair, opens his mouth wide for the camera, displaying numerous sharp teeth!
"HO HO HO! With this money fairly borrowed from those SNIVELING cowards, we, the VARIETY SYNDICATE will be able to take over this topsy turvy town... and soon... THE GALAXY! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
| "Not so fast, evildoers!"
>Someone yells off screen, as blaring text follows soon after:
"Oh no! Not those dastardly do gooders! It's..."
THE DYNAMOFORCE!
>Featuring HACKERMAN, the boy wonder!
"Dynamoforce, let's kick some VARIETY butt!"
>Lady Engine, the technological damsel!
"Right behind you honey!"
>Pseudonym, the face changing lilim!
"Activating attack program!"
>And their fellow allies of JUSTICE... the FREEDOM WEAR!
>Several brightly colored characters pop into the scene dressed in capes and cowls, alongside people who are at once familiar and yet alien looking. HACKERMAN is a well built, blonde haired, and tall man in an armored lined coat- he wields a massive sword-deck, which he pulls out and plays like a bass guitar.
>Lady Engine appears to be a woman with an engine stuck in her chest for some reason, and her arms transform into gun turrets which fire purple lasers- not bullets, not tracers, but LASERS.
>And as for the lilim? One of the "bank robbers" suddenly transforms into an all chrome, feminine avatar!
>The next several minutes feature some of the most violent action sequences you've ever seen, but without nary a drop of blood. Within seconds, the VARIETY SYNDICATE members are defeated, but only seem to have suffered bruised faces and black eyes!
"CURSE YOU DYNAMOFOORRRRRRRCEEEEEEEE!" >The green haired syndicate member yells!
>HACKERMAN and the other members of the DYNAMOFORCE jump into the air and give each other a massive team high five!
"YEAH! JUST RULES!"
>The FREEDOM WEAR characters, meanwhile, are already heading off screen!
"Good to work with you all- let's look forward to the next big team up in the future!"
>And, just as quickly as it begun, the trideo show pilot ends... with a schedule of the show's continued run into the next several months, complete with holiday specials. There's even a separate section for a FREEDOM WEAR show, but all the times are scheduled as "TBA."
| CN... when did you lose weight?
-F
| Uh....
...didn't think geekboy would sell out, quite like this...
-DarkSmokePuncher
| Cant tell if i should laugh myself to tears or feel sorry for CN.
>IA
Why not both?
-GEMINI
fair point
HhHHhH-
>{User IA has disconnected}
| Damn son
I cant believe the madlad actually went through with the deal
| I didnt go through any deal... though this isn't surprising. Ugh, I hate this. -CN
| >>527848
ON GOD CN??? CMON ILL LET YOU DRESS ME UP AND PRETEND TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU LIKE THAT RIGHT???
-F
| This just in- CN into daughterplay, pass it on.
-RoyalRemington
| >>527849 >>527852
PEOPLE OF GC LET IT BE KNOWN THAT CN IS A TODDLERCON.
-GEMINI
gem you cant just say tha-
Wait hhh...hah....jhbahah-
>{user IA has disconnected}
THATS THE THIRD TIME HE PASSES OUT IS THIS CN GUY MAGIC OR SOMETHING!!!??
-GEMINI
| >>527853
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW OPHELIA NEVER SPEAKS IN LITERALS!
>>527854 >>527856
No wait no.
>>527857
Look what you've done. -CN
| >>527859
>{User IA has connected}
Okok..j-jushaaaa-just don't think about it.
Sorry about that.
If it helps, i believe you ok?
>IA
>>527857
Kyaaaah!!
-GEMINI
Sorry she is rather innocent.
Gem doesn't even know the difference between a baby and a child.
My humblest of apologies
>IA
| >>527859
Well CN, we can all forget this happened, the price of my silence is a single signature...
-F
| ...What exactly is happening? C-CN are you okay? -Aethia
| >>527867
...No.
>>527868
I'm fine just... embarrassed that I'm being used in another sick parody again. -CN
| HAHAHAHAHAHA,sorry I'm probably rude there,my apologies,I can't help it
-Impulse
| Okay, Geekboy, what the FUCK have you been getting into? Why are complete fucking randos offering to dress up and pretend to be your daughter??? -Jolyne
| Can you really blame them? I know I can't, friendo. Why. if I weren't the very height of sophistication and dignity, I'd have joined them already.
| Oh god I just realize this could turn into a weird fan club. -CN
| AHHHHHHH HE REFERENCED USSSSS
*orgasmic squirt*
-CNfFAN no 1 president of the CN fanclub
| >>528115
Y-o-u-r lo-ya-l fan~
Lots of the girls in the club would happily become your lover or -con-cu-bine~
-club prez
| >>528121
I'm *very* happy with my current romantic situation right now, i-im flattered though? -CN
| >>528123
Ohhhhhh i seee. Its fine, i think that some of the men would go gay for you~
If you dont like girls then that must be it~
-club prez
| >>528127
Hahaha! Kidding kidding!
Just took a bet to see if i could tease you.
Thanks for paying for muh lunch geekboy.
-club prez
| >>527859
We actually speak in english? What is this? Hm? Don't like it, not enough cute girls, We like Idols.
-Unit-12
| OK, holy shit. Maybe not doing shit was a good idea after all. -Jolyne
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-Astro